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Fig Nuts

A homosexual male that has a small dick/ small balls, hence the term Fig Nut, which is a small nut
Person #1: Dude I'm fuckin scared
Person #2: Grow some balls fig nuts
by prodigystopper November 25, 2007
mugGet the Fig Nutsmug.

Choddy Fig

" that boy is such a choddy fig"
by John kneecaps August 20, 2016
mugGet the Choddy Figmug.

fig newton

a comback after u say something to ones mom
guy:guess wat
girl:wat?
guy:ur mom oo fig newton
by jason hurst January 19, 2008
mugGet the fig newtonmug.

fig-wig

by KottonMan April 9, 2003
mugGet the fig-wigmug.

FIG JAM

Guy 1: Dude, wat the hell?
Guy 2: FIG JAM
by JB49100 October 29, 2012
mugGet the FIG JAMmug.

Reverse bag with fig

When performing the tea bag, moving farther up the victim's face and dropping your testicles on the bridge of the nose and even across the eyes, thus rubbing your ripe asshole on the mouth on the victim. Typically an exclamation point to a well-executived tea bag when performed in front of an audience.
Get your camera, I'm about to give him the reverse bag with fig. There needs to be some documentation he had my fig on his lips.
by Louisiana Gold December 18, 2008
mugGet the Reverse bag with figmug.

go fig yourself

An insult, meaning to go stick a fresh piece of skinless ginger root up ones anus. Sticking a piece of fresh ginger root into the anus causes an intense painful burning sensation.
"Mary was really pissed off at Scott, so she left him a phone message telling him to go fig yourself."
by Scott Stiner March 21, 2008
mugGet the go fig yourselfmug.

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