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Shotgun Feltch

When someone bends down to perform a Feltch, the other person then farts the semen out of their ass and into the other person's face, much like a shotgun blast. This is done intentionally but all to the feltchers surprise.
I can't get off these days unless I Shotgun Feltch a catholic priest.
by Harold Ramis July 13, 2009
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feltzer

The Feltzer is to a woman's vagina as a soul patch is to a man's face.
Nikki lowered her skirt to reveal her Feltzer.
by asterix299 August 14, 2006
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Necro Beastial Badger Feltching

The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.

It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.

When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".
A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.

Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."
by Reginald Donkeylover October 4, 2005
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Feltch Blast

To use a straw to suck the seaman out of an anus... but first you blow as hard a you can down the straw to produce bubbles and then consume.
"I'm going to Feltch Blast the shit out of you tonight, i got a crazy straw hooked up to a 4-cycle blower"
by Halcom U Rbalzitch June 2, 2009
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Feltes

Also see nug and crunk

To be more than out of hand. Complete insanity. Run for your life.
Yo, that crazy alien monkey falling out of Zim's ass is FELTES!
by Nu-G March 1, 2005
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Feltch Gobbler

n: one who sucks cum out of another's rectum.
Timmy anal penetrated this hot broad & dumped a load of cum deep into her bowels. The broad's sister then proceded to suck the jizz out of her tine hole as she farted. Talk about one sick ass Feltch Gobbler.
by Tina Sperm Cleana November 8, 2011
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Chicken Feltcher

Person who fucks a chicken and then drinks his own seamen out of the chicken.
Thank god the chicken feltcher didn't come over for Thanksgiving turkey!!!
by Hojoscool October 8, 2009
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