masturbate

When you're horny enough, what you do when you're too chicken or virginal to grab a partner to do it with you. Can be simple or complex; depending on how horny or depraved you are.

Guys: stroke their penis.
Girls: rub their clitoris in a circular motion, or stick various objects inside themselves.

Guys usually find masturbation through friends, whereas girls tend to find it on their own.

Guy: Ahhh. Playboy.
Girl: Ahhh. Porn and cyber sex.

Guy: Oooh... oooh... wow, those boobs are HUGE... (mentally: Damn, why can't I get a girl? Oh well, I'll masturbate) whoa... (slips hands into pants)... yeah... yeah... (strokes himself)...holy shit, she's hot... whoa... (comes) Ahhh. Satisfaction.
Girl: Wait, she does what? (aroused) He sticks his... oh... (fantasizes about opening door and grabbing boy next door but knows she is only a virgin... Sex can wait, masturbate!)... he flips up her skirt... sucks on her breast...ahh... (slips one hand under blouse, other inside underwear)...omigosh, he's eating her out...(strokes her clitoris in a slow circular motion)... Wow! Wow! (picks up speed) Omigosh, this is so hot! (moans) Oh... (screams expletives in ecstasy)... ahh...ah...(explodes in pleasure) Ahhh. (sticks finder inside for good measure, then pulls it out and smiles in bliss)

by una chica fantastica January 11, 2006

masturbate

Freeing ur tadpoles;Rubbing your dick until it hardens to the core and a white subtance called SPERM also known as cum oozes out and in some cases it leaks out.

Joe:my science teacher told me that sperms look like tadpoles
Jim:So?
Joe:I thought of not being cruel to them.So once i reached home,i freed them :-)
Jim:Actually that's wat i do during my free time,I masturbate.
Joe:Oh,ok...

by Siddiq March 28, 2008

How to masturbate

How a man in prison gets off in the shower by himself

Get naked, get hard, lube your thighs, stick your hard-on between your legs, run in place until victory! Now you know How to Masturbate - Convict style

by Skin Head Peanut April 14, 2008

guitar-masturbate

(verb) to play notes and chords with no rhythm or relation to each other, 99 percent of the time sounds like crap, noobs do it often

Guy 1: how did you play at the concert yesterday?
Guy 2: ah. i forgot how to play my song so i had to guitar-masturbate
Guy 1: ouch.
Guy 2: yeah people threw stuff at me and my girlfriend left me after the concert
Guy 1: next time just learn your material, idiot

by hawktalons6 January 8, 2009

Public Masturbater

One guy

One trench coat
One sick chub
LOTS PUBLIC SEMEN.

Gabe, the ultimate public masturbater, was masturbating at the Grapevines Mills and his mom spotted him so he ran.

he was shot by Seth Rogen.

by PUBLICMASTURBATER-GABESKRILLZ October 24, 2009

Must not Masturbate March ( MMM )

MMM is the abbreviation for one of the hardest challenges the average woman will face if she wishes to attempt it. MMM stands for "Must not Masturbate March" where a woman is test to the core of her will. She will have to go the whole month of March with out masturbating. Many women compare this challenge to Navy SEAL training.

Woman 1: Girl are you still doing Must not Masturbate March ( MMM )?

Woman 2: No way girl I barley lasted 5 days and I finally gave into ( MMM )

by Akhi October 25, 2020

masturbaterial

Material that is suitable to be masturbated to, masturbated with or masturbated on.

Example-
"Dude did you see that new Kate Moss photo?"
"Is is masturbaterial?"
"Every photo of Kate Moss is masturbaterial."

by Brenanna February 1, 2014