Future Fabrication

Tactic men use by making statments to women referencing future events they never intend to occur, in order to attain the booty

jon: i know its 2 months away but i would be honored to have some one as beautiful as you to kiss when the ball drops, you should be my date for new years
jane: oh that sounds like so much fun jon
jon: ( thinks to self) hell yes! a few more of these future fabrications and its a total score for the night! Booty Secured!

by osogood03 November 19, 2010

Fabricio

The name of an incredibly handsome Peruvian male. A loving, caring boyfriend, borderline homosexual with his closest man friends, and hung like a tyrannosaurus. He is my sexual chupacabra and occasional installer of tile floorings. Often associated with Carlos, Tito, Louisa, etc.

-I just had sex with Fabricio!
-Wow. Is that why you're limping?

-Look at that guy... he's a total Fabricio!
-Heck yeah, wanna see if we can both do him?

by cutsiepies<333 December 31, 2008

Fabrics

Underwear. Comes from underwear being made out of fabrics, a fresh name.

"Ease boi, what ya be lookin' fo'?"
"Ma fabrics man, my bitch took 'em"

by Aike April 26, 2006

fairies

A mythical creature often found in fantasy stories. These creatures are well known for being the whores of the fantasy world, and are often idolized by nerdy men, ages 13-45.

"Peter Pan has a weakness for fairies"

"Christopher bought a sports illustrated calendar: fairies edition"

by sho2008 February 29, 2008

fairies

generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.

"alright you fackin cant, oi'll ave a lager shaaaaandy, gav'nor!"

by rich March 27, 2004

Faerie

Faerie noun.
Any of a number of Celtic spirits.

I saw a Faerie last night. It ate my cat.

by Corey s. July 24, 2008

Weenie Fairies

girls (that is to say, myself, barnicles, yennifrey, and mallard) that dance about the neighborhood, distributing weenies to the less fortunate. Weenie Fairies are often the source of either extreme aggravation and the slamming of doors in faces, or rambunctios happiness and joy.

hot damn, check out those weenie fairies! YOWWZAA!

by cam-bam the ram December 1, 2004