false ass-vertisment

Wearing padding to make your butt look better and/or bigger

Guy 1:That girls fine from the back side!

Guy 2:Man, thats a booty pop!
Guy 1:Ugh! Thats false ass-vertisment!

by HighlyConcernedCitzenFromHell August 23, 2011

False Alarm

Having the need to go poo. Once getting to the toilet, nothing seems to come out. You decide to go later on during the day when you really need to go.

Daughter: Mom. Hurry up in there! I have to drop a deuce!!

Mother: Okay

Daughter: sitting on toilet..."Why isn't anything coming out?

Daughter: FALSE ALARM!!! I guess I should wait and try again later.

by Melrsose December 21, 2009

fagstreet boys

The proper term for Backstreet Boys because they're a bunch of stupid fags. Their probably hiding vaginas in their pants which explains why they sound like a bunch of eight-year-old girls on helium.

If the Fagstreet Boys suddenly became non-existent the world would be a better place.

by Assholes Inc. September 2, 2003

false

Use in place of no

A) I like big butts.
B) False!

by Bug August 26, 2003

false

whenever someone asks you any question just say false to look like an idiot.

Q: who is the president of the united states?

A: false

by fuck you foo January 5, 2008

fagster

A new species originating in Asia of straight "men" who attempt to look as gay as possible, complete with frosted tips, eyeliner, and scarves tied around their necks even in tropical weather. Combining the fashion sense of hipsters with the self absorbtion of doucebags, the fagster is often seen in the company of hot Asian women who are dying inside for a real man who spends less time in front of a mirror than they do.

Look at that hot chick over there looking bored to tears with her fagster boyfriend.

by BorisSDT August 7, 2011

false boner

Getting extremely excited for something but nothing happens happen so in the end your hopes are crushed.

Person 1:Kevin dude we won the contest!!
Person 2:No way dude thats awesome!
Person 1:Ohh wait never mind, thats not us.
Person 2:Ahhh dude you just gave me a false boner.

by David Munafo January 30, 2009