false directions

false directions are an epidemic of sorts that can occur when someone forgets a crucial point in the directions to his/her house. They can destroy friendships, party nights, drug deals, marriages etc.

Sue: Did you make that left at the signal or the stop sign?
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.

by thatguybillmurray January 24, 2012

false food

food that is made out of plastic or not real

How much does this FALSE FOOD cost?

by AntIs_Cool November 22, 2017

False eyelashes

False eyelashes (sometimes called eyelash extensions) are worn by women (occasionally men) to thicken the upper eyelashes. They are favoured by sluts and porn stars but are also worn by girls and women who wish to look sluttish or seductive. There are two main types: a strip of lashes which is applied along the entire length of the eyelid; individual lashes or groups of lashes which are applied to areas which are sparse, or at the outer part of the eyelid to achieve a particular effect. False eyelashes made of human hair may be applied by a trained beautician and these are usually designed to be semi-permanent. More usually, the lashes are synthetic and are self-applied using special glue. This type can be fairly easily peeled off when they are no longer required. False eyelashes are available in a huge variety of designs, colours, lengths and materials. Some incorporate diamante glitter or even rhinestones. Some types may be cut or trimmed to width or length.

Black Feathered False Lashes; Flirty Feathered False Lashes; Sexy Textured False Eyelashes; Ultra Thick False Lashes with Crystal Line; Blue False Eyelashes; Gorgeous Fake Eyelashes with Rhinestone Eyeliner; Black Fake Eyelashes with Pink Metallic.

by O'Flagherty December 25, 2008

false trades

Insider trading as demonstrated by Martha Stewart.

Hey Martha, you can please pick up some Mongolian sheepskin decorative throw pillows with the money you made from your false trades.

by chocohippo December 1, 2010

false sympathy

When people act like they care about you and what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.

P1: I'm always here for you.
P2: I don't need your false sympathy!
P1: Then okay. Goodbye bitch.

by crisairam June 19, 2016

False Ayoub

Of the non-mayoral Ayoub class. A bigot.

That jackass was a real False Ayoub.

by pseudohumorcerebri August 21, 2016

False irony

When a dumbass believes they have spotted irony, yet there is none. -.-

Guy: Ha! We have the same backpack! That's ironic!
Other guy: No dumbfuck. That's false irony right therr. O__o

by FlameNiffler99 August 31, 2011