Breath of Faith

When you inhale so much that both of your lungs are full.

Shawn take a breath of faith from the hookah, I bet you $100 you will cough

by AcSkate July 31, 2015

First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.

The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come

by Saint Axel December 9, 2021

faith seed

A character from Far Cry 5. Faith is a member of the Project at Eden's Gate, and the boss of the Henbane River territories. She keeps her followers subdued with a drug called Bliss. She's basically an American, Southern version of Jadis The White Witch from Narnia, but way cuter. Whether she's talking to you through loudspeakers or hallucination, you can't help but like her, cause she's so awesome and hot.

Player 1: Damn, those drugged-out cultists killed me again!!! And that bitch in white keeps distracting me!!!

Player 2: Watch your mouth, that's Faith Seed!!! She's adorable and awesome!!!!

by FaithSeedFanBoy February 13, 2019

Reach out and touch faith

The 'best' part (and most known part) of the song 'Personal Jesus' by Depeche Mode from 1990.

Was an awesome song back in it's day, but nobody barely knows about it now.

Reach out and touch faith.

by Well_Who_Can_I_be May 2, 2012

farthead

synonomous with butthead,butthole,asswipe...etc.etc

he's being some dumb, what a farthead

by stephanie May 7, 2004

faitheist

An atheist who is "soft" on religious belief, and tolerant of even the worst intellectual and moral excesses of religion: atheist accommodationist.

A lot of leftist faitheists say, "I'm not religious, but we shouldn't criticize the Muslim oppression of women because it's a sincere religious belief.

by The Barefoot Bum July 17, 2009

Faithe

1.noun.Fay-Thuh.~also known as Jemus.."da bomb"
2.noun. cool,....like a llama

Faithe is like the coolest llama-lover on the planet earth.

by grr33n August 11, 2004