faketernative

A "faketernative" is someone who claims to be alternative but really isnt. Like indie people, they tend to call themselves alt without knowing the meaning. Another meaning is fake alternative people who dress alt but dont listen to the music and think the word "alt" is one word and also often thinks that being an egirl is alt. lol

"!Example 1: "Look at her! shes such a faketernative all she does is drink monster energy, wear eyeliner and say shes alt
Example 2: Girl 1: "Do you like my outfit its so alt" c
Girl 2: "so cool, what do you listen to"c
Girl 1: "Clairo, tame impala, lil peep andd-" c
Girl 2: "Let me stop you right there, you're not alt! you're a faketernative." c

by bunniesarefuckingidiots October 19, 2020

Fasterous Gasterous Crinkle

A phrase used to describe a misunderstanding of either song lyrics or song title with the use of a voice activated smart device (e.g Google home)

I just wanted to play a song and Google told me what it was playing, I though it got it wrong, I totally fasterous gasterous crinkled that bitch

by Lil Mitch LOL November 22, 2020

doodle farter

someone that is lazy as shit, who acts like they're doing something but are really doing nothing.

ashley you're such a twat waffle stop being a doodle farter.

by Jessica A. P. March 30, 2009

panty fanter

- a person who masterbates or is turned on sexualy by stolen panties
- someone who jerks off to or with panties

That guy who stole panties from the campus laundromat - just to get off sexualy - is a real panty fanter.

Some fuckin' panty fanter stole all my drawers out the washer.

by FilthyClean709 January 17, 2017

bacon fatter

Woman who drips warm bacon fat onto her clit and has her dog lick it off as each drop falls.

After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

Fyll&Fanteri

"Fyll&Fanteri" (n.)

A quintessentially Norwegian term expressing the chaotic and often humorous mischief that tends to occur when an unregulated amount of alcoholic beverages is consumed. "Fyll" refers to the state of intoxication, while "Fanteri" is the ensuing tomfoolery and shenanigans. Typically used to describe those memorable weekends that started with "just one beer" and somehow ended with a surprise tattoo, a half-eaten kebab in your pocket, and a new pet goat named Ola.

"Hey, are we ready to dive into some epic Fyll&Fanteri this weekend?"

by Gulvslipern May 27, 2023

daddy faster

The meaning of daddy faster is a sex word and why did you look this up horny bitch 😭😭😭

Fuck daddy faster

by anonymous February 21, 2021