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Valentino Frictionis

An itching pain in the groin/buttock area, associated with over-indulgence in once-a-year sexual activity.
My wife won't be driving, she's got a spot of Valentino Frictionis.

Has that gentleman been riding his horse again, or is it Valentino Frictionis?
by Mr Moose February 15, 2008
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icky friction

Two bearded or bestubbled men kissing. Gross that's icky friction.
by Reno McStevens August 6, 2012
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friendly friction

Consensual sex and or intercourse. It happens when friends create friction in the right places with another.
Danny: I'm freakin' out over Annika! We got close last night and were interrupted. Couldn't finish.
Flip: No good, man. Not at all.
Danny: We're meeting in an hour. We're gonna get right to the friendly friction!
by von groovy August 20, 2017
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Minecraft Fanfiction

A story written about a video game called "Minecraft" that screws it up; usually written by people ages 7-10.
I wrote a Minecraft Fanfiction and I am now going to buy lots of vvvvvvvbbbbuukkkkkssss.
by HisnameisJohnCena69420 January 8, 2019
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Lemon Fanfiction

A type of fanfiction with a name that doesn't make any sense at all. In most of these stories, the characters have sex or at least sexual activities with eachother. In short: lemon fanfiction is for those with a perverted soul.
My friend: "Search lemon fanfiction on Google."

Me: "Lemon fanfiction...? Ok."

My friend: *grins*

Me: "What the fuck, girl."
by HamKaas April 26, 2019
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Tumblr fanfiction

A ship fanfiction that twists the character's personalities and/or the source material's plot so much to the point where it's a completely different story just trying to make your "uwu senpai" ship into a thing. A few changes to a fanfiction's story to put it apart from the original wouldn't make it a Tumblr Fanfiction, it's only if it has so many changes that they could literally replace the main characters of it with their own designs and most people wouldn't know that it's based on an existing piece of media. These types of fanfictions are everywhere, trust me, I used to write this type of trash.

Despite the term's name, this isn't just used for actual Tumblr fanfictions. This term is for fanfictions that fit that definition in general. It's named this way because Tumblr fanfictions are stereotyped to be cheesy and bad (they usually are haha).
"This fanfiction is shit. Why is Lilly suddenly interested in John? Didn't she try to murder him in the video game? Also, John is supposed to be an asshole but in this story, he acts like the type of person who cries after swatting a fly." Olivia said as she got off of Wattpad and did something productive with her life.
Ashley giggled. "That sounds like a Tumblr fanfiction to me, I stopped going on Wattpad just because of those things."
by theanesthesiologistsmom September 25, 2021
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Bottle Friction

DudemanOG, also known as Jake, rubs bottles in between his hands to feel the heat created by simple friction.
I love Bottle Friction. His content is so refreshing.
by thomas4good October 11, 2021
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