funeral cake

Melodramatic hipster speak.

I could be out partying with everyone but no I'm sweating out a fever and dying in my bedroom...eat a funeral cake for me.

by K Victoria September 22, 2012

two-car funeral

utter incompetence or error-prone

The botch of the stimulus plan may stoke anti-government anger about bureaucrats and two-car funerals
He fouled up a two-car funeral
They couldn't run a two-car funeral to get the budget passed

by vanderpol August 29, 2010

Pipe muncher funeral

A pipe muncher funeral is a funeral for pipe munchers. The whole pipe muncher nation gathers in the walls and shoves the dead pipe muncher down the pipes while chanting in the pipe muncher language. A missing pet is now raised into a baby pipe muncher and replaces the dead pipe muncher. The shoving of the pipe muncher down the pipes creates clogs and hair balls.

1. My pipe muncher died so I got to hear the pipe muncher funeral through my walls.
2. Im hearing the pipe muncher funeral in my walls once again.

by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020

Funeral Song of Ire

A song used in event of anger towards someone or something. This could be anything from a wish of death to just verbally insulting someone. This form of song however typically leads to the former of the two choices. This is derived from the definition of ire and combined with sad and hurtful pieces of music.

You hear that music? It will be the last thing you hear after what you have done, a funeral song of ire so to speak.

by SRTOMO July 26, 2020

Nuclear Viking Funeral

It's like a Viking Funeral where they burn a corpse on a boat, but while their loved ones are singing hymns you personally fly a bomber overhead and drop a nuke on the pyre. It's typically done to a nemesis and you have a spy arrange it for you.

Did you see that Nuclear Viking Funeral?

by VHCKTOR October 28, 2023

Pipe Muncher Funeral

A pipe muncher funeral is a funeral for pipe munchers. The pipe munchers gather in a house and shove the dead pipe muncher down the pipes while chanting in the pipe muncher language. This causes clogged pipes and hair balls. The dead pipe muncher is replaced with a baby pipe muncher.

1. What a loud pipe muncher funeral. 2. That was a beautiful pipe muncher funeral. 3. I want a pipe muncher funeral.

by Bryan Chiolé September 21, 2020

Puerto Rican Funeral

when somone sleeps with women so big it breaks their bed and they have to put the bed on cement blocks

Andy's bedroom looks like a Puerto Rican Funeral.

by Auggie Doggie January 18, 2010