Florida 

The United States' penis, the breeding grounds of crackheads, and the most popular vacation spot for hurricanes. A place where alligators have gotten thrown through drive-thru windows.

BriZ: Them Florida bitches for real be havin' sandy cheeks.

Florida by PhoebeSpengler April 22, 2022

florida 

the sun

"Man dude, florida is as hot as the core of the sun"

florida by sussy bake April 29, 2022

Florida 

The place where everyone is either drinking, mudding, boating, or committing the most pea brain crime. North Florida is really south Georgia. The rest of Florida does not associate with them. During 6 months out of the year snowbirds terrorize the roads honking at every green light you don’t move within 0.27448 seconds with their poodle sitting shotgun. South Florida’s Governor is Kodak. Go up to anyone under the age of 25 and say GLEEE and they will holler back. Stay away from all Nissan Altima’s as each driver has a free pass to make their speed limit on i-95. Miami has more people who speak spanish than english so good luck if you failed your foreign language class. There really is no “Florida Man” everyone has a little Florida man within them. If your a non local all the rumors you have heard are very well true and happen to this day.

“ I lived in Florida my whole life”

“ It’s nice over there right?”

“Shitshow in Paradise”

Florida by L mone June 17, 2022

Florida 

A place full of drunk white people doing stupid things

Florida Man arrested for having illegal alligator fights in his basement

Florida by Thebadguygog July 12, 2022

Florida 

The arsehole of America

“We’re taking you two on holiday”
“Oooooh where to daddy??”
“Florida”
“Drop us round Grandma’s and go by yourself you fat cunt”
“But… what about Mickey Mouse??”

Florida by SmallChildrenPissMeOff December 28, 2022

Florida 

A place that i was born in and i hopefully get out alive

I'm stuck in Florida... Help me

Florida by IntergalactalEnergy April 6, 2023

Florida 

Aligator place

Holy roly poly eating guacamole! Is that an aligator? Are we in Florida?

Florida by memeyshlimoloninie May 17, 2023