Felching Greenman

When a male human has sex with a male animal, then felches Felching his own deposit out using a crazy straw.

My neighbor gave my dog Jeff a felching greenman and porr jeff hasn't been able to walk since.

by W. Stallworth April 6, 2004

Felch Bandit

A member of a breakaway group of highwaymen who split from the mainstream unions in the 19th Century in favour of a reformed approach to thievery. Instead of the traditional "Stand and deliver!" felch bandits sing songs such as given below and then proceed to engage in "felch rape," a form of sexual assault involving felching. It is then common to take the loot and run. Gladstone's government took a particular interest in counteracting this practice and its popularity diminished until, ironically, revived by Gladstone's descendants in the 1990s.

"Peel me back! Peel me back! Back my peel and felch my crack," said the Felch Bandit.

by Backmypeel January 26, 2008

multi felch

3 or more guys shoot thier load into the anus of a 'victim'... and then he/she/it sucks it all out with a length of hose (supplied)

slap, slap, slap, slap, slap...slap,slap,slap...squelch, slurp!

by jay July 31, 2003

felch pig

someone who felches pigs.

Rason who enjoys a stroll down his local farm for a good felch of any pig/pigglet around.

by Michael Jacko May 13, 2005

felch LITE

A male homosexual act involving the anus, a straw and a bottle of lite maple syrup.

I really feel like this one does NOT need to be used in an example

by Tom K. February 4, 2005

Dog Felching

The act of putting a McDonalds' straw up a dog's butthole after cuming in it, and sucking your cum back out it's anus.

Did you hear that Bill went Dog Felching last Friday? Holy Shit! Let's go with him next Friday!

by SawOwls May 12, 2014

fizzy felch

To ejaculate into a wine aerator then put the semen into the arsehole of another person. While the semen flows through it will become fizzier than normal. Then take a straw and suck out the semen.

Fuck man, I need bubbles for this hangover....can I fizzy felch you?

by Peter Pan Fucker October 19, 2010