1when drunk, closely avoiding some sort of danger/threat/or general unpleasantness. 2Can be used while sober in a sarcastic manner to describe panic over stupidity.
1Ish thta the copss? newp false alram!
2oh no! I lost my pen! oh wait here it is in my hand... false alram
2oh no! I lost my pen! oh wait here it is in my hand... false alram
by phreke July 8, 2010
Get the false alrammug. The bubbly girl had them build a statue of Zeus for her so that people would have a false idol to worship, something that wasn't real to kneel before, since she thought they were all really dumbasses anyway.
by The Original Agahnim October 14, 2021
Get the false idolmug. False eyelashes (sometimes called eyelash extensions) are worn by women (occasionally men) to thicken the upper eyelashes. They are favoured by sluts and porn stars but are also worn by girls and women who wish to look sluttish or seductive. There are two main types: a strip of lashes which is applied along the entire length of the eyelid; individual lashes or groups of lashes which are applied to areas which are sparse, or at the outer part of the eyelid to achieve a particular effect. False eyelashes made of human hair may be applied by a trained beautician and these are usually designed to be semi-permanent. More usually, the lashes are synthetic and are self-applied using special glue. This type can be fairly easily peeled off when they are no longer required. False eyelashes are available in a huge variety of designs, colours, lengths and materials. Some incorporate diamante glitter or even rhinestones. Some types may be cut or trimmed to width or length.
Black Feathered False Lashes; Flirty Feathered False Lashes; Sexy Textured False Eyelashes; Ultra Thick False Lashes with Crystal Line; Blue False Eyelashes; Gorgeous Fake Eyelashes with Rhinestone Eyeliner; Black Fake Eyelashes with Pink Metallic.
by O'Flagherty December 25, 2008
Get the False eyelashesmug. When people act like they care about you and what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.
by crisairam June 19, 2016
Get the false sympathymug. by pseudohumorcerebri August 21, 2016
Get the False Ayoubmug. Insider trading as demonstrated by Martha Stewart.
Hey Martha, you can please pick up some Mongolian sheepskin decorative throw pillows with the money you made from your false trades.
by chocohippo December 1, 2010
Get the false tradesmug. Guy: Ha! We have the same backpack! That's ironic!
Other guy: No dumbfuck. That's false irony right therr. O__o
Other guy: No dumbfuck. That's false irony right therr. O__o
by FlameNiffler99 August 31, 2011
Get the False ironymug.