fake friend

a dumbass prick who was thought to be nice but weren’t 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 mostly horrible and stab u in the back half the time
she’s not nice i think she’s a ‘fake friend
mugGet the fake friendmug.
“omg it’s national fake friends day” “finally i’ve needed to expose sarah lately”
by stepsisliv August 3, 2021
mugGet the national fake friends daymug.

Fake friend

Someone that will talk about you behind your back and then act like they never did anything wrong.

Someone that will go out with your ex not long after you break up, they might do it without you knowing.

Someone that will only stay with you in your happiest times but will leave during your darkest.

~worst case scenario~ Someone that will pretend to be your best friend when people are around but when they leave they will ignore you and give you dirty looks and tell you harsh words.
Fake friend: Omg, girl, that necklace is so cute! Where did you get it?

Fake friend to others: That necklace was the worst looking necklace I've ever seen.

Girl: Guy and I broke up last night.

Fake friend: Oh no. Really? I'm so sorry. He wasn't worth your time anyway.

Girl: I guess your right. It's going to be hard for me to get over him though.

•a few days later girl finds out fake friend and guy are dating•

Girl: Hey! I just got a new car!

Fake friend: Really? Come pick me up and we can go for a ride around town.

Girl: Hey.. My parents are getting a divorce.. Can I call you?

Fake friend: Oh hey I just saw your text.I was busy. Sorry about your parents.

Fake friend to other friends: She made a bad grade on her test but she doesn't let that bring her down!

•other friends leave•
Fake friend: You're so stupid. That test was so easy. How did you not get an A?
by hmu whenever December 4, 2018
mugGet the Fake friendmug.

Fake friends

Gay ass mfs that don’t give a fuck what you have to say. And they talk shit on you
my” fake friends“ are gay
by you’re mom is gay June 11, 2020
mugGet the Fake friendsmug.

fake friend

a fake friend is someone who is a bitch but u don’t know that yet.
guy 1: what a fake friend bitch
guy2: ikr their name is probably naya or rudy

guy3: so true bro
guy 4: let’s make out bro
all of the guys: bet
by el-emak February 24, 2021
mugGet the fake friendmug.

fake friend

a fake friend is that stupid bitch that doesn’t want u to be happy in anyway. That stupid ass bitch doesn’t want to stand up for you and is just craving for popularity
Zia is so mean to me! I would never want to be with a fake friend
by buttercupniche November 13, 2019
mugGet the fake friendmug.

Share this definition