Glass Factory

Condition of a Middle Eastern nation after a United States attack, particularly a nuclear one. (Refers to the intense heat of a nuclear strike fusing desert sand into 'trinitium' -- a crude, green radioactive glass)

They gas us, we're gonna turn them into a glass factory.

by 12B December 12, 2002

sausage factory

An unpleasant process, especially one that is hidden from public view, that is used to produce a widely consumed product: lots of people like sausage, but few would enjoy watching leftover animal parts ground up to make it.

Some college football teams have an easier time getting to BCS games than others, but it's all a big sausage factory anyway.

by Sturdy Liver July 8, 2010

Doody Factory

The sanitary reclamation center where all your flushes migrate.

"Roll up your windows. We're about to drive past the doody factory."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Burlington Coat Factory

A store that suffers business-wise because 95% of potential shoppers think all they have is coats. In reality, it's much like Bealls, JC Penney, Dillards and the such.

"why the hell would I want to go to Burlington Coat Factory? all they have is coats!"

or do they....

by marmarthe2nd May 21, 2008

clunge factory

brothel ... deriving from the saying 'grunge factory'

i just saw ya mum in the clunge factory

by Kreaper February 10, 2009

Mexican Sausage Factory

A devious sexual act that requires two participants. A more nutritional alternative to the Mexican Chocolate Factory. A woman takes a frozen cooked log of chorizo and inserts it into her vagina and then her partner eats the thawed meat as the chorizo laden woman slowly pushes the log out.

"Did you hear about Megan? She tried to do a mexican sausage factory on herself but wasn't flexible enough."

"Gross dude."

by dfk1989 February 17, 2013

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Originally a book, made into two movies. The most recent one (starring Johnny Depp) is way off, but still pretty awesome and funny. It explains the history of Willy Wonka and has a better ending.
The book was full of imagination, candy, dreams and chocolate. It was missing stomach aches, cavities, and diabetes though.

But in all the movies may just be a selfless promotion for Wonka candy such as nerds, sweet Tarts, etc.

"Everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in many societies." -Willy Wonka (In the new movie 2005)

by Twiki August 16, 2005