noun;
to be zipped up in a stray-jacket and be bum fucked by a transgender while they state facts about geographical sciences and mountainous terrain.
to be zipped up in a stray-jacket and be bum fucked by a transgender while they state facts about geographical sciences and mountainous terrain.
The man comes lurking out of the shadows, his eyes had seen too much, I took one look at the state he was in, it became more than obvious he had been patagonian express'd, his words slurred "there are 8 different climbing routes on Mt. Everest".
by rule14niggadog June 30, 2019
When two people lay in bed togeather, and they turn butt to butt and their butts touch and one of the two farts.
by Jade prince July 11, 2017
he is the brother of the GMC Savana, and the Chevrolet Astro / GMC Safari twins. and is the Ford E150's brother-in-law!! He is also the oldest sibling out of all of them!!
by sillygoose42069 July 26, 2021
by J-hovercraft1990 June 24, 2019
A journey to a far away depressing location in a blue car on Friday while the man is 1/2 a PINGA deep.
by the expozer June 04, 2021
An individual proceeds to perform two hand-jobs whilst receiving a penis in both the mouth and the ass
Hey did you hear that weird bloke from school gives out an Oakley Express every Tuesday behind Woolies
by MeMe___LoRd73 December 16, 2017
Danbo Express is a store card, credit card, or debit card, with little or no credibility. Debenhams store card is Danbo Express, so is a Superdrug store card. "Link" cards used to be Danbo Express cards but they gained credibility around 1992 or 3. American Express, Visa, Barclaycard, are not Danbo Express.
Bank of Vietnam, Pakistan, India etc etc etc most definitely is.
Bank of Vietnam, Pakistan, India etc etc etc most definitely is.
At dinner in an expensive restaurant where celebrities eat.
Ok man in this restaurant, if anyone sees you carry any Danbo Express cards then you are socially null and void, so just go to the mens room and empty out any Danbo Express and keep em in your pocket. Dont even mention any Danbo Express companies when you pay the bill. If all you have is Danbo Express let me pay for you.
Ok man in this restaurant, if anyone sees you carry any Danbo Express cards then you are socially null and void, so just go to the mens room and empty out any Danbo Express and keep em in your pocket. Dont even mention any Danbo Express companies when you pay the bill. If all you have is Danbo Express let me pay for you.
by blakey segs February 01, 2008