evangelizing secularists 

Proponents of the myth of the Separation of Church and State who, suffering from Jehovahphobia, do their level best to eliminate any reference to religion, especially Christian religion, from public life.

In the U.S., it's unconstitutional to pass any "law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof." Therefore, evangelizing secularists persuade the courts to set precedents that have the effect of regulating religion and the free exercise thereof.

evangelizing secularists by Downstrike December 11, 2004

evangelical 

Modern day nazi's. They brainwash there followers using group hysteria, which Hitler used. They try to convert everything that moves by forcing people to beleive what they think. They consider themselves an army of god, ready to fight for his bidding.

They are also hypocrite's. E.G. Ted haggard , who is one of the pastor's at a mega church i colorado, paid a male prostitute to butt fuck him after condeming gays and homosexual activity. He asked forgiveness and was forgiven and "cured", but if any one else who wasnt evangelical did that they would not be forgiven ( like Bill Clinton).

Evangelicals are such asshole hypocrite's.

evangelical by atkins December 15, 2008

Satanic evangelism 

Where satanist are making an effort to convert as many people to satanism as they can. there goal is to convert everyone in the world to satanism.

what do you think about satanic evangelism?

Satanic evangelism by Deep blue 2012 November 2, 2009

Facebook Evangelist 

Someone who posts bible verses as their Facebook status all the time.

Did you see that Stephanie put a bible verse as her status today again today?

Yeah, she is such a Facebook Evangelist

Facebook Evangelist by monkeyman 777 December 3, 2010

evangelita 

Evangelita is a girl. She has hair, wears glasses and wears the same clothes everyday because she only shops in Poundland. The sky is blue but when she goes out it turns grey. Keep your kids away from her she’s dangerous and will make them cry. The trees have green leaves but when she goes out they go brown. Her vocabulary is so limited she can only say “shush”. Lastly she is a shmuck. She was born a shmuck and if you ever see her in real life run or she’ll make you a shmuck too.

Oh look it’s Evangelita!

evangelita by Chammakchallow July 28, 2020

evangelicalskye 

a mixture of the two most amazing girls in the whole world. With a choice of all their best aspects. Beautiful, intelligent, sexy, kind, caring, amaze in a maze and hilariously witty. This girl will blow your mind!

wow that girls so amazing its like shes an evangelicalskye

evangelicalskye by weknowallthefacts.com April 18, 2010

Evangelizing your penis 

The act of have sex with a girl that drew you into her room, using the excuse of you talking to her about Jesus on her bed.

Jake: I'm going into her room to evangelize to her.
Josh: Bullsh*t! The only thing you'll be doing is evangelizing your penis!
Jake: Whatever man...

Evangelizing your penis by birthdayfan July 9, 2012