The Rule of Bitch Equality

The highest arching rule in any friendship that allows complete equality or level of bitchiness to be matched by the the other friend/friends with impunity (if your friend is being a bitch you can be a bitch back)

Sarah was being such a bitch today so I told her to fuck off and she started yelling at me. Like have you never heard of The Rule of Bitch Equality?!

by That bitch tree May 14, 2018

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Being A Manager Plus Having The High Priestess Tarot Cards Equals Apply Now

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

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Month Equality

When someone treats all birth months equally (except for September, fuck September)

Woman - I love all birth months
Man - Even mine?
Woman - Yeah I support Month Equality what’s your birth month anyways
Man - September
Woman - Get the fuck away from me

by Makemynameappropriate67 July 2, 2025

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Random equals funny

Basically Zoomer humor in a nutshell.

Zoomer: Yo, check this funny meme *Shows a random equals funny meme*

Every other generation: I don’t get it.

by I’mNotReallyGoodAtUsernames:( October 11, 2023

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equality of condition

1) The state of being between two or more objects being the same
2) The state of being between two or more people when given a circumstance each will have roughly the same knowledge and enough experience to make a rational decision.

The equality of condition between the 2 football teams made each a formidable opponent which then made for an amazing game which ultimately ended in a tie

by spyasher6 April 15, 2020

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