Emery Greenfields

Unusually small eyeglasses that typically cover only the iris area of the wearer. Inspired by their frequent wearer, Emery Greenfield.

Those glasses are tiny! Damn near Emery Greenfields!

by Louber July 23, 2013

emergency jerk

You had no privacy for several days and no chance to jerk off. Your balls are so sore that you cannot think straight. You jerk off the first chance you get just to relieve the tension.

I was on vacation and could not jerk off for more than a week. I was so sore that sleeping was impossible. I sneaked my way into the bathroom for an emergency jerk.

by Restoring for over five years February 16, 2015

emeryn

Emeryn, defines a beautiful and glamorous bitch

"Bro, have you seen her. She's such an Emeryn"

by MRS.LITTYITTYBITTY February 12, 2018

Emergency food

Chopper. Paimon is a good choice for emergency food too.

Luffy: emergency food
Chopper: Don’t look at me!

by Joey Jackson Johnson October 10, 2022

National emergency

Something that is called for when a man-child doesn't get enough blocks for his wall-building play.

The congress refused to give money for building the wall so President Trump declared a national emergency so he can route military funding to the wall building.

by Fantasos February 16, 2019

Papa Emeritus

A character made by Tobias Forge for his band (Ghost).

Friend:Did you hear about the new song that Papa Emeritus made

Me:Yeah it was awesome, ever since I have listened to him I have been a simp because he is so hot.

Friend:Hold up

by M60 fan group on discord March 16, 2022

Nail polish emergency

The tension that arises when a chick gets herself into a snit about something which is actually minor. If it had been a real emergency, it would be followed a PSA.

Realizing at the last minute that your best friend had borrowed the skirt the you were planning on wearing tonight is a nail polish emergency.

by rettanator August 15, 2009