A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later. If you say “structure” three times in the mirror, Sward will still not have any.
Person 1 “Did you go to sward elementary school?”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025
Get the Sward elementary schoolmug. Literally full of annoying fake ghetto kids who most likely think they’re the crap when they get to Ford Middle School also the teachers r literally some of the worst and also the dang PE teacher ( not gonna say names) is literally so annoying like she legit just does the same game with new weird balls and stuff like seriously, also the teachers straight up watch kids get bullied but don’t realize it, just an over all nice school with white kids who try to be ghetto, and just sucky staff, would not recommend.
by Toe gloves October 15, 2019
Get the Bolin Elementarymug. by hellokittyisontol March 31, 2024
Get the abbot elementarymug. The Most decent school anyone could imagine. A gateway for the monstrosity that is Patterson Mill School where the most white people gang activities happen
*Insert Music*
RING FACTORY ELEMNTARY
THE BEST SCHOOL IN THE LAND
Man: Oh God
Man2: what's wrong Harold
Man: Those stupid kids at Ring Factory Elementary are singing their anthem again
Man2: Great next their gonna run out the doors and burn down my house
Man: Shit
RING FACTORY ELEMNTARY
THE BEST SCHOOL IN THE LAND
Man: Oh God
Man2: what's wrong Harold
Man: Those stupid kids at Ring Factory Elementary are singing their anthem again
Man2: Great next their gonna run out the doors and burn down my house
Man: Shit
by Duck= Cheeseburger December 29, 2023
Get the Ring Factory Elementarymug. Formal Name: *Lower Primary School*. The first compulsory stage of education. Where kids from Kindergarten-Grade 3 (Ages: 4 - 9) come to learn beginning Math, Science, Social Studies, Science, and other bullshit.
by xplodinproductions94 October 10, 2022
Get the Elementary Schoolmug. Extra
Life
Ended
Mentality
Endangered
Not
Trying
Reading
Youth
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Life
It is a horrible place and everything is hard
Life
Ended
Mentality
Endangered
Not
Trying
Reading
Youth
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Life
It is a horrible place and everything is hard
by Girlgod May 16, 2019
Get the Elementary Schoolmug. Virginia lake elementary was a chill ass school nobody talked shit about you you could eat your own dick and the teachers wouldn’t say anything
by Thicccccccccccccdaddy October 6, 2019
Get the virginia lake elementarymug.