A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later. If you say “structure” three times in the mirror, Sward will still not have any.
Person 1 “Did you go to sward elementary school?”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025
Get the Sward elementary schoolmug. 1. Used by the infamous Harry Potter to put his name in the Goblet of Fire when Dumbledore tried to draw a line through the school, an AGE line, and say you were not, at Hogwarts, but there you were, at Hogwarts Elementary, apparently.
2. a classical dupe using wizardry when someone's tried to bar children, using magic
3. kids besting you with magic like it was easy and you're a fraud, from the fable that Albus Dumbledore could tell you a school was admitted to the tournament and younger kids were not there.
2. a classical dupe using wizardry when someone's tried to bar children, using magic
3. kids besting you with magic like it was easy and you're a fraud, from the fable that Albus Dumbledore could tell you a school was admitted to the tournament and younger kids were not there.
"Harry said if he HAD wanted to do it, since he IS at Hogwarts anyway, it's not like he can't best you it's Elementary really." "He said Hogwarts Elementary?" "Oh, no, yes he did, fuck."
by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018
Get the Hogwarts Elementarymug. An elementary school in Agoura Hills, CA. It is known as a well rounded school, but half of the classrooms of the school are in temporary trailer rooms, and has a problem with abusive teachers. While attending Sumac in the early 2010's, I witnessed a teacher grab a student's arm out of frustration while helping him on a math problem. Another time the PRINCIPLE led the parents into our classroom on the first day of school and affectionately asked the class if they were exited to be in school, all of the kids said yes, while one kid shook his head no. Then, in front of everyone, the principle walked over to the kid, got in his face, and explained that if she asked if everyone was happy to be back in school, he was supposed to agree. She did this in an extremely bully-like, nazi way. And as far as I could tell, the parents couldn't have cared less. But luckily, lots of the other teachers are kind and helpful. Also a bear got on the playground one time I think.
by anonymous December 7, 2020
Get the Sumac Elementary Schoolmug. Extra
Life
Ended
Mentality
Endangered
Not
Trying
Reading
Youth
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Life
It is a horrible place and everything is hard
Life
Ended
Mentality
Endangered
Not
Trying
Reading
Youth
Six
Cruel
Hours
Of
Our
Life
It is a horrible place and everything is hard
by Girlgod May 16, 2019
Get the Elementary Schoolmug. (if you went here your soo lucky you got out this school is so bad if you went there you would want to die and id rather throw up 69 times before all this bs its the worst school and it just might be me but the teachers did not teach me any thing!) ughhhhh
by DAT 2 PERSONAL BOI September 4, 2019
Get the Stephens Elementary Schoolmug. Ah yes the place for the most holy place on earth no drugs,no bad words and nice people beside those 7th graders…. eek
At Newcastle elementary The old 5th grade teacher now teaches PE and most kids leave by their 5th year
by jollydreams December 11, 2021
Get the Newcastle Elementarymug. by Snacklebox February 14, 2023
Get the Saint Mathias Elementary Schoolmug.