hometown electrician

While ramming your flesh dagger into a girl's cervix, unsuspectedly insert any metal kitchen utensil (fork, spoon, knife etc.) into a nearby power outlet. This is sure to be a rather shocking sexual encounter for any average couple.

"Hey honey, want to try the hometown electrician?"
"What's that?"
*Zap*

by crazy nucker April 22, 2010

Turkish Election

A method of which a person is chosen to go first during a gang bang. The method of election is as follows: each male undresses and the male with the least amount of foreskin (decided by a vote of those present) goes first.

Bubba: How are we going to get this f*****g thing started?
Hank: Let’s have a Turkish Election

by Dr. Shrimp Puerto Rico March 29, 2019

Girlfriend elect

The status of which a female has the qualities of holding a girlfriend position, but has not yet obtained the title of the office.

A transition period between a friend and girlfriend.

My girlfriend elect, Emmah, and I are going dancing on top of Sunset Hill later tonight.

by Flynn Rider's a heart throb February 27, 2021

The Elect

Third-wave antiracist social justice warriors that take themselves too seriously and believe their cause is important enough that it warrants hurting other people, and sometimes destroying their lives, over even the smallest political correctness faults, especially on Twitter. The term was coined by Joseph Bottum and popularized by John McWhorter.

"We will term these people The Elect. They do think of themselves as bearers of a wisdom, granted them for any number of reasons—a gift for empathy, life experience, maybe even intelligence. But they see themselves as having been chosen, as it were, by one or some of these factors, as understanding something most do not." -- John McWhorter

by rorrzo November 15, 2021

Electric Feel

That fucking amazing feeling you get with warmth and shivers all over your body, only occurs in the best orgasms one can achieve. Sends shivers down your spine from the imense amount of pleasure you have, leaving you with comfortand a sense of pleasure. It is the orgasm we all want. The reason of life.

person 1:I had sex last night, and instead of going into detail of how awesome it was, lets just say i acheived the Electric Feel.

person 2: YOU LUCKY BITCH.

by caiorgasm March 2, 2010

Electabuzz

That one electric pokemon that you used to see everywhere but no one gave a shit about it.

me: Hey dude, remember Electabuzz.

Dude: Fuck no nigga, I got a mothafucking scyther!!

by mattmorriz August 10, 2009

Electrikk

A new trend, namely on xanga. Offshoots from the EMO trend. It varies: many people strongly dislike "electrikks" because of their annoying and odd habits. It is this writer's opinion that using ";;" or "&&" ONCE IN A WHILE is fun to spice up your writing..You know, make it look more pressentable or unique...HOWEVER...Connecting every single fucking sentence and using "kthx" and "BANG-BANG" repeatedly and things like that gets annoying. Electrikk is ok, as long as its not all out, over done to the max.

Electrikks like....

Polka Dots
Really bright neon layouts
guns, namely the word BANG
"kthx" and other such shorthand slang
connecting sentences with no spaces or with just periods.
Using double "&" and ";".
After every sentence there always seems to be a "<3" or a "</3".
Dinosaurs
Ambulances
Emo music
Romantic or poetic sounding things.
instead of saying stuff/stuff, they say stuff // stuff
Calling emo ppl and such things like that "SCENE"
Finally, they also use "such-and-such = sex". NO. Conor Oberst does not = sex, MCR does not = sex. PENIS IN VAGINA = SEX OK!? Thank you.

by UD = sex July 7, 2005