It's the act of being elderly: clumsy, non-technological yet curious and willing to help.
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Elderness: Giving an 'elder' you smart phone asking them to take a picture for you. It seems innocent enough until you turn the camera to (selfie mode) face them and press record. While they attempt to take a photo, they are being recorded the whole time. It's priceless.
Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!
Then notify them. 'Oh! It was being recorded the whole time! OOPS!!' This way they know it was all on video. Then show them how its done, so they won't be ELDERNESSED again!
by elderness God July 25, 2013
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Edery and J are so cute:)
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“Ederic”, a girl who cries for anything, eats and cries, laughs and cries, speaks and cries, lives and cries. shit, stop crying.
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Get the Ederic mug.The name for the portion of the population born roughly between the years 1997-2003. They're definitely not millenials, but don't quite fit in with other gen-z'ers either.
Grew up on shows like SpongeBob and Wizards of Waverly Place, and probably had a Playstation 1 or 2 when they were a kid.
Grew up on shows like SpongeBob and Wizards of Waverly Place, and probably had a Playstation 1 or 2 when they were a kid.
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Get the Ashley Eilers mug.Eating Rice, or Sushi or any sort of Japanese food, while the food is still in the mouth, sneeze on to an elderly Japanese woman's clit, and sucking on it.
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Get the Japanese Elderclit Sundae mug.Old, senile, and talks aload of shit. Bases facts purely on what he makes up from his head. And calls people stupid if they disgree with him, when he is clearly in the wrong, especially when discussing cruiserweights
Cannot type for shit and thinks he is god, when infact he's only a condescending, big headed prick, who posts nothing but crap.
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Also: Redefines jobber.
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EdgeRulez:
"They focused on the X-Division and that brought in vrap ratings. They recently have brought in big men and the ratings are up slightly."
Banzai:
"If rating were so crap, then why on earth would they continue to push the X-division over the heavyweight division for 2 more years? They haven't brought in big men, they've brought in established stars in the industry, and in some cases such as Piper and Savage, they brought in legends."
EdgeRulez:
"Banzai your clearly one of the stupidest humans I have ever met."
EdgeRulez:
"They focused on the X-Division and that brought in vrap ratings. They recently have brought in big men and the ratings are up slightly."
Banzai:
"If rating were so crap, then why on earth would they continue to push the X-division over the heavyweight division for 2 more years? They haven't brought in big men, they've brought in established stars in the industry, and in some cases such as Piper and Savage, they brought in legends."
EdgeRulez:
"Banzai your clearly one of the stupidest humans I have ever met."
by Banzai November 21, 2004
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