dick expert

Micah Chong

I like, know this guy that is a dick expert.

by fuzzy wuzzy August 25, 2003

meat sludge luge expert

A Homosexual.

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

expecs

The fluff, mainly lint, the accumulates in one's hairy belly button.

Having not bathed since Labor Day, I used my expecs as kindling to start a campfire. Saved my hide!

by Stevie Mac February 4, 2003

expecially

Common mispronunciation by dunderheads who were too feeble-minded, high, or both to absorb anything they learned in school

That Flocka jam is so dope expecially when you're faded as fuh

by Deep State Stiv July 14, 2020

Expert

a contract liar

Dr Mc Calm an expert on genetically modified foods and consultant for the FDA assures us that these products are safe.

by bittersweet50 August 18, 2009

testicular expectorant

Yet another term for seminal fluid, semen, or cum.

Babe, if you keep sucking my dick, I think I'm going to shoot my testicular expectorant in your mouth.

by Jambo Schlarbeard July 12, 2006

tie expert

One who enjoys men's fashion and teaching young boys to appreciate proper techniques of an active man's lifestyle.

That tie expert was looking at me kinda funny in the men's room.

by Jack Kendall May 3, 2004