ear worm

A song or tune that gets stuck it your head, ironically one you most likely hate.

(Vanilla Ice's Ice Ice Baby comes on)

Oh for the love of all that is good and pure turn it off!!!

*Ice is back with a brand new invention*

Make it stop, make it stop!!

by army_azn March 2, 2005

Ear-rape

An unexpectedly loud noise produced with the intent of surprising an unaware audience or with the intent of humor. A common technique used in YouTube Poop. See article: YouTube Poop. This tactic is a personal favorite of YouTube Pooper Imaperson, exhibited in his video: GENIE HAS BIPOLAR DISORDER.

Imaperson's YouTube Poop contained so much Ear-rape, I had to put ice in my ears.

by Gamer-X April 14, 2010

ear licking

The act of licking someone's ear.

I love ear licking in my hentai

by ThisAin'tMyRealName September 23, 2016

Ear hustling

Listining to someone else's conversation to get some information.

I was at the store ear hustling and heard that Ruth is having James's baby not John's.

by Uncle Nate January 19, 2008

ear funk

The nasty aroma you can smell when someone with large gauged earlobes forgets to clean his jewlery for days at a time, allowing dead skin, dried sweat, and any styling products to build up and make a creamy white-yellowish belly button, toe-jam smelling substance.

Earlier today I leaned in to tell Andrew a secret, and I swear he had the nastiest ear funk going on.

by Gabriel D. Sanchez May 26, 2009

Ear Hustler

Someone who eavesdrops (usually in an office setting) and uses the information gathered to their advantage, often to the detriment of others.

My co-worker Bruce feels totally threatened by me. He listens in when I'm on the phone with my man and he told our boss that I was making personal calls at work. That ear hustler wants my job! He even told our supervisor that I'm planning to call in sick tomorrow.

by L Boogie in the BK August 17, 2009

Ear Condom

A symbolic way to say cover your ears or don't listen. Just as a condom prevents STDs and pregnancy, an "ear condom" protects you from getting verbally hurt.

Lady Gaga: Or wear ear condom next time.

by Quzu June 4, 2011