ercetile disfunction

what happens when a guys gets a pice of cotton stuck into the tip of his penis

Bradley suffered from erectile disfuntion for several weeks because he thought it would be fun to stick a Q tip in the tip.

by nobodythatuneedtobeconcernedwith May 18, 2003

Errectial Disfunction Monkeys

Is another way of saying you or someone is suffering from errectial disfunction!

Guy 1: dude did you hear about LaBraunda?
Guy2: Yeah, i heard he has errectial disfunction monkeys!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

I have erectile dysfunction

nnniiigggggaaaaa caattttttt

Paul: wanna have sex
George: I have erectile dysfunction

by ADaddylicious October 23, 2019

electile dysfunction

The inability to become aroused by any of the choices for President put forth by either of the parties in the 2008 election.

Obama? McCain? Edwards?
NO! They all give me electile dysfunction--The only one that gets me going is Hillary!

by ChaseSVA January 24, 2008

Collaborative Dysfunction

1) the inability to work together as a team or maintain collaboration long enough to achieve satisfactory results. Sometimes called "CD".

2) When a team suffers from over-reliance on email, pointless meetings, and constant interruptions.

3) See Collaborative Dysfunction.

It was difficult living with Collaborative Dysfunction. No matter how hard my team worked, we could never get our results up. Once we began using Confluence, though, our performance uplift was unbelievable!

by MichaelScott?! October 24, 2012

erructile dysfunction

A condition which causes a person to continually belch.

Jay; "Dude, what's up with that guy over there? He hasn't stopped belching since I got here!"

Larry: "Oh that's Chuck, he suffers from erructile dysfunction."

by BuffDudeTotally February 9, 2014

Auto Correctile Dysfunction

When you're trying to chat up a girl via tinder and Apple's auto correct changes a word that kills your chancesat getting laid. DOn't feel bad. It happens to everyone at some point.

Brett: Did you manage to hook up with that girl on tinder yet?
Randy: I tried to text "Let's get drunk" But Apple changed it to "Let's vote Trump." She ghosted me.
Brett: Auto Correctile Dysfunction
Randy: Fucking Apple!!!!

by 000Brett000 April 19, 2018