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devon dumpling

A member of an ethnic race of subnormal intelligence.A devonian.
I'm a devonian born and bred,
strong in the arm and thick in the head.
"I'm never going to Tiverton again,it's full of dumb DEVON DUMPLINGS."
by mugwump November 13, 2004
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Steamed Dumpling

That turd which is dropped in the toilet during the time that one's friend/roommate/partner, etc. is in a nice hot shower, thus filling the steamy room with heavy poo stench.
This is usually the result of unfortunate timing, but can be used with malicious intent.
1. "Honey! I know you're in the shower, but I really need to use the toilet. This is an emergency!"
"No! Don't you dare give me the steamed dumpling!"
"Sorry."

2. "It was so funny this morning...Pablo was in the shower and I snuck in and dropped the worst steamed dumpling. It didn't hit him till after I'd already made it out the door."
"Yeah! High Five!"
by Crankshaw September 28, 2009
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Lobster Dumpling

Sitting in complete darkness and silence, breathing deeply, and softly touching each others' feet.
I feel so at peace when you give me a lobster dumpling.
by Blowfishmethadone December 18, 2011
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rump dumpling

Fecal matter, especially that which is reminiscent of the shape and consistency of the hand-rolled flour dumplings one would make for a homemade batch of chicken and dumplings.
1. Potty training Kevin has been a nightmare. He keeps leaving rump dumplings on the bathroom floor.

2. Hold my purse, Greg... I need to go pump a rump dumpling.
by Spoon9090 September 4, 2016
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floppy dumpling

The loss of boner in midst of a blumpkin.
I was receiving the best blumpkin of my whole life when I suddenly got a floppy dumpling.
by Macy1122 November 30, 2017
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Protein Dumpling

One night Beau shot a load so big inside of Tippy that when he went down on her the next morning he ate a protein dumpling.
by The word of god November 3, 2019
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Texas Dumpling

The act of taking the penis and balls into your mouth at the same time during sexual foreplay.
I came home from a hard days work and had to get that Texas Dumpling from my girlfriend.
by K40tix August 9, 2020
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