Draining The Torpedo

Peeing with a hard on, usually caused by needing a piss so badly.

Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"

John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."

by GrandPoop October 23, 2010

Drain the Sea Monster

Used when describing the act of urinating, usually by pirates or uneducated people who think they're pirates. Originally used in the movie "Dodgeball."

Yargh! Stevie's gotta go drain the sea monster!

by Jason Michaels July 7, 2011

Draint

Mixture between the word "Draw" and "Paint" created by Moriah Elizabeth. Usually used when working with paint pens.

Person A: "This is so cool! How did you draw this?"

Person B:"Oh thank you! I drainted it!"

by IrrelevantJones August 7, 2020

Drainting

The action of drawing or painting simultaneously, typically using paint pens.

Moriah Elizabeth is drainting all the time

by FLYNNAGORGAN/ ME fan#1 August 9, 2020

drainer

one who often listens to artists such as bladee and ecco2k and does not partake in showering

"Why do you smell like cat piss?"
"Because I'm a drainer!"

by dooglywoogly41 December 1, 2021

Going Darwin

The actions of a person that will cause them to remove themselves from the gene pool.

When he entered his homemade space rocket I knew he was going Darwin

by Fritzz October 5, 2009

Gravy Drain

The anus, aka asshole, bung, bunghole, poop shoot, fart box, turd chute, turd cutter, rectum, rusty sheriff’s badge, brown round, red eye, brown eye, rose bud.

I’ll be right back. Gotta clear the gravy drain.

Gravy drain is backed up today.

Somone was in the stall just pouring out their gravy drain.

I like to finger my gravy drain.

My girl tickles my prostate through my gravy drain.

I had anal last night. The gravy drain is sore today.

by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2018