Money Drain

A person (usually a woman) who can walk into a grocery store for one thing, and end up walking out with twenty fucking things!

Dammit woman, I'm broke again, You're such a Money Drain! Let me just pull another Benjamin out of my ass!

by Haywood_Jablome February 22, 2020

Drain the Noodle

to urinate (used by a male)

Brian said "I gotta drain the noodle before we leave."

by KathMac December 9, 2008

circle the drain

To meander, undirected towards an inevitable destination.

The conference call began with the usual decorum. However, after the first agenda item was introduced, the team began to circle the drain and wasted the entire hour and $1500 telecommunication fees, debating the necessity of the Risk Management Department.

by CW November 25, 2003

drain plug

Having sex with a pregnant woman who is having contractions.

Man, one minute I was having sex with this pregnant chick, next thing you know I'm being a drain plug.

by Chilidog January 6, 2007

drain the wizard

To pee or urinate.

often confused with "to masterbate" but that is choking the dragon or spanking the monkey.

i had too much juice so i gotta drain the wizard.

by Andy xyxy September 11, 2006

Circling The Drain

A sick music blog ran by the raddest of people.

Bitch #1 : Hey, I really need some new music, Im tired of listening to the same "Kill Yourself" Screamo bands.

Bitch #2: You should check out Circling The Drain, they post the raddest of rad, including gnar "Kill Yourself" screamo music.

Bitch #1 : Thanks, Im going to go masturbate to all the posters last.fm pictures.

by Livin and Killin August 18, 2010

Unclog the drain

To fuck someone who is constipated in the ass and cum, whereby lubricating the anal passages and allowing the backed up shit to drain out.

My girl was complaining that she was constipated so I fucked her in the ass to unclog the drain

by NinjaC0ck69 March 30, 2016