1. Something to clean a rancid pussy of its bunk smell.
2. A guy that is a fuckin loser that has no life. Douchebags are usually ugly ass guys with no style and are usually unco-ordinated in physical activities. They also have a shitty sense of style and are just straight up bums.
Douchebags are those guys back in High School that came to school wearing the same clothes for a few days and they never paid attention in class. It really showed when the teacher asked them a question and they don't know what the fuck they are talking about. Having said that douchebags are in denyal and in their head, they think they've got it going on.
2. A guy that is a fuckin loser that has no life. Douchebags are usually ugly ass guys with no style and are usually unco-ordinated in physical activities. They also have a shitty sense of style and are just straight up bums.
Douchebags are those guys back in High School that came to school wearing the same clothes for a few days and they never paid attention in class. It really showed when the teacher asked them a question and they don't know what the fuck they are talking about. Having said that douchebags are in denyal and in their head, they think they've got it going on.
That douche bag fell asleep while writing a test and the teacher got annoyed.
That douche bag double wore his clothes
He's such a douche bag. He told the teacher that he lost his book bag but he really is to useless to do his work. He's going to be a huge bum when he grows up.
That douche bag double wore his clothes
He's such a douche bag. He told the teacher that he lost his book bag but he really is to useless to do his work. He's going to be a huge bum when he grows up.
by Rich Kimball June 14, 2006

To douche (French for shower) is to clean one's anal area inside and out with a shower-head attachment or a douche-bag with water, wine, vinegar, coffee, green tea, milk, urine, cum, or whatever,before getting butt-fucked.
I always douche before my cadet roomie, Matt fucks me in my boy-hole because he always wants me to lick his dick clean afterward!
by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021

by mackhouse October 26, 2009

"I hate that guy. He's such a DOUCHE!"
by Dustin Mahurin December 20, 2003

by jess owns you. June 11, 2005

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop May 28, 2007

by Emma August 3, 2004
