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douche

1. Something to clean a rancid pussy of its bunk smell.

2. A guy that is a fuckin loser that has no life. Douchebags are usually ugly ass guys with no style and are usually unco-ordinated in physical activities. They also have a shitty sense of style and are just straight up bums.

Douchebags are those guys back in High School that came to school wearing the same clothes for a few days and they never paid attention in class. It really showed when the teacher asked them a question and they don't know what the fuck they are talking about. Having said that douchebags are in denyal and in their head, they think they've got it going on.
That douche bag fell asleep while writing a test and the teacher got annoyed.

That douche bag double wore his clothes

He's such a douche bag. He told the teacher that he lost his book bag but he really is to useless to do his work. He's going to be a huge bum when he grows up.
by Rich Kimball June 14, 2006
mugGet the douchemug.

douche

To douche (French for shower) is to clean one's anal area inside and out with a shower-head attachment or a douche-bag with water, wine, vinegar, coffee, green tea, milk, urine, cum, or whatever,before getting butt-fucked.
I always douche before my cadet roomie, Matt fucks me in my boy-hole because he always wants me to lick his dick clean afterward!
by USAF Cadet January 25, 2021
mugGet the douchemug.

douche

you're the one who ratted out michael phelps...? douche.
by mackhouse October 26, 2009
mugGet the douchemug.

douche

An individual who is a complete jerk-off, jackass, or bastard.
"I hate that guy. He's such a DOUCHE!"
by Dustin Mahurin December 20, 2003
mugGet the douchemug.

douched

the past tense of douche. or, to be douched...by yourslef or by somedbody else.
1. dude, you totaly just got douched.

guy: do you smell fish?
girl:can't be me, i just got douched.
by jess owns you. June 11, 2005
mugGet the douchedmug.

douched

"Man it's fucking douched out here. I hope I don't hydroplane!"
mugGet the douchedmug.

douche

Hey man who's that guy from crossing over?

Who the douche?
by Emma August 3, 2004
mugGet the douchemug.

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