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donkey punch

A powerful shot in the game of foosball. A donkey punch is performed by striking the ball with any player on the 5-man bar and cleanly knocking the ball into the opponent's goal. Many times, the donkey punch is executed immediately after entering the ball in play though the ball entry port, but this is not a requirement of the shot. A classic donkey punch is usually struck with extremely high force, resulting in a loud and satisfying goal. Victim of the donkey punch feel instant humiliation and suffer from low self-esteem immediately following the shot.
"Did you see that? Clint just whopped that team in foosball. He finished the game with a donkey punch right up the gut."
by tgrbld August 27, 2019
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Donkey Punch

When you stick your hand in someone so deep it gets stuck
#relatable
You know what happend to my granny,she got donkey punched last night!!
by Donkey punch69 February 14, 2018
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donkey punch

To punch your partner in the back of the head during sex..and they like it!
I loved it when my boyfriend donkey punched me, I instantly orgasmed.
by trip ships September 13, 2021
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Drunken Donkey Punch

While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.
“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe
by The king 35463$28 June 4, 2018
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Donkey Punch

When you take a woman from behind in the backdoor and punch her in the back of the head knocking her out making all holes squeeze shut.
People on urban dictionary are too PUSSY to define DONKEY PUNCH accurately
by DAWNKYPAUNCH August 12, 2025
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everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.
Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.
by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021
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shoulder donkey punch

a version of Punch Buggie game except its just an exchange of punching each others shoulder hard until someone gives up
shoulder donkey punching each others shoulder till someone gives up

a challenge of who can take each others hardest punch to the shoulder in a stationary position
by fun&game January 27, 2010
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