King Dong

When a bloke has a big long thick dick

My wife calls me King Dong

by Pizza'man April 20, 2021

aqua dong

The shrinkage that occurs to the male genitalia during water-based activities - most noticable when exiting the water.

Related condition is whiskey dick.

Everyone laughed at John when he exited the pool - but he tried to explain it was merely a case of aqua dong.

by Andy Stoneberg June 26, 2008

Dong-Mah

An improper way of saying the Vietnamese swear word. Usually used by loud obnoxious people who don't know how to speak Vietnamese.

Hey you Dong-Mah!!!!!
*scores a goal "Dong-Mah!!!!!"

by KillaSlice June 15, 2017

dong-piece

a particularly large and droopy penis

The old man in the shower had a monster dong-piece

by Ted Mcgriff November 26, 2008

Dong Woo

som kid from new york
Dong Woo > you

Goo METS
aight ok peace

by Dong Woo March 06, 2005

Dong beetle

A dong beetle is a man or woman who, like a dung beetle feeding almost exclusively on dung, feeds almost exclusively on cock - viz, by sucking it. It is thus a synonym for a penis-loving whore.

Jorge's mom is quite the dong beetle. She ate my rod up for five hours straight!

by Jimmy McGee February 09, 2009

double-dong

A dildo with a head of a penis on each side, most likely used in lesbian sex acts.

Hey Jen! Tonight can we ride the double dong????? I want to ride that mofo so TIGHT that I want our clits rubbing together!

by Nick Q August 20, 2005