artful dodger

someone who makes it sound as if they want to get involved in doin something but wen it comes down to it dey alwayz find some way ta bail out of it; or someone who always seems to have "something else" to do, no matter wat time of day or nite it iz; or someone who can get out of ANYTHING ta save their own ass

Sid: Oh yea dude! that party soundz hella tyte
Nate: aight dude, lets hit it up, ill come get u in 10
Sid: aww dude, i cant... i got hella shit ta do ryte now
(sid is one muthafuckin artful dodger)

by bassjo007 December 15, 2008

Dodey

A penis, cock, dick, wiener, shvantz pecker, willy, johnson, prick, tube steak, wang, skin flute or JAMMER

Yo bro I got your dodey in the mail!

by Jammer Time August 3, 2021

Cunt Dodger

is a male celebrity who is a closeted homosexual who avoids any sexual contact with a female

Remember when Clay Aiken was a Cunt Dodger

by GeniusQBN June 20, 2011

dodecashiznicity

It's like shiznicity, but bloody hell, a whole lot more.

I beat the shiznicity out of Ian playing Tetris, but I got dodecashiznicity when we rock out 99 Dead Baboons for an hour, yo.

by Amy March 15, 2004

Dodgertown

the former spring training home of the Dodgers (MLB) in Florida until they moved to Glendale, Arizona

The dodgers used to play at Dodgertown every spring.

by lukejg December 15, 2011

Slarv Dode

suck dick

that girl can slarv dode,or all other wheels slarv dode

by Church of the Golden Suds March 14, 2010

Schlong Dodger

a person who purposely avoids the penis

ie- A lesbian

Two guys approach two girls at a bar their flirting attempts have no impact.
Male 1- I think these girls could be Schlong Dodgers
Male 2- I agree

You are walking down the street and see two butch women holding hands "Schlong Dodgers"

by Akyaky January 8, 2012