Dinerscope

Staring intently at each dish the servers are bringing to other diners in a restaurant.

Hey did you see that guy doing a dinerscope at my plate?
I bet he ordered a salad.

by ms. bizarro November 27, 2011

Dinetra

A hopeless romantic who is sweet to those who they trust and love but cross them and you might as well tattoo a target on to you forehead l. A.K.A an asshole!!!

You are such a Dinetra.

by LovelessD January 28, 2017

Nighthawks at the Diner

This 1975 live studio album was Tom Waits' third release. It begins with a bit of sax, percussion and an intro by Waits. He's a bit of a stage comedian, telling jokes between songs, and giving little introductions before them. The music is beautiful, as with all of Waits' live work. One of the best is Better Off Without A Wife, all about a stag and his love of being alone. Playing after that is Nighthawk Postcards, which is another great story, this time of a journey through a town past dark.

An excerpt from Nighthawks at the Diner's-
Emotional Weather Report

With tornado watches issued shortly
Before noon Sunday, for the areas
Including, the western region
Of my mental health
And the northern portions of my
Ability to deal rationally with my
Disconcerted precarious emotional
Situation, it's cold out there

by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

dinerrhea

a condition caused by low quality food from any diner, the side-effects being loose stool and/or explosive, wet flatulence.

We ate at the Mexican Cantina last night and before I got home I had the worst case of dinerrhea that it was almost a photo-finish.

by S3nyor Woos-woos November 17, 2009

diner's club

An outdated credit card.

The 95-year-old tried to pay for his denture paste with a diner's club.

by Armitando August 6, 2007

Dinero Deficit Disorder

Deep depression caused by chronic lack of money.

My shrink says I have Dinero Deficit Disorder. I went broke paying him for therapy.

by Two Hep Cats November 20, 2010

Dinesh d'Souza

Of or pertaining to evil. d'Souza is well known for his writings on minorities, liberals, and foreigners. Although he himself is two of these, he beleives each to be a source of badness in the world, and would like to eliminate all three of them. For more on this see his book 'The End of Race' - a modern day 'Mein Kampf' (by A. Hitler). He dated Ann Coulter.

Dinesh d'Souza loves when people stomp on his throat.

by Gabriel Archangel November 6, 2006