Dicknanigans

Shenanigans of the dick variety. Dicknanigans include dressing up ones penis or playing with one's in an amusing way.

-Bitch 1: "Did you have sex with Tom last night?"
-Bitch 2: "No, he wouldn't stop the dicknanigans and flinging his cock around."

by megaladong May 11, 2016

dickanus

addicted.to.chaos aka bert. the act of being a closet english fag who is bipolar and/or with down syndrome

jesus christ Bert u fukn dickanus. Stop crying about the pony u never got when u turned 13. grow some balls u dickanus

by roses.for.the.inquisition May 19, 2010

dickhand

To touch public surfaces after touching one's private areas, perhaps by utilizing the facilities, perhaps by self-pleasuring, perhaps by pleasuring someone else, without having the civil nature to wash one's hands first.

That Google guy dickhands the bathroom door every time. Why can't that guy wash his damn hands?

by Andrew Badera August 13, 2010

dickbanger

1. one who believes they control all by having access/ops in certain channels. ie: #hellas (Austnet)

PLZQUP, DJ_LOUIE_K, MZNRG etc.

by pav December 11, 2003

Dicktank

Another name for the toilet. Synonyms: Shitplace, Peeing Area.

"Hey Barry, do you got a dicktank in this piece of shit you call an apartment?"

by Larry Koole December 7, 2003

Dinklank

A word that represents all that can be bad or unworthy in a person.

Stop being a dinklank; you're embarrassing me in front of that hot kid in the South Pole!

by DL April 6, 2005

Dickloner

ones dick and is often alone in their own dickheadedness usually resorts to masturbaion to quell boredom.

Doug: Mat, you were sitting around last night being a Dickloner.

Mat: No I wasn't I was being a Dickford.

by The Duyg March 25, 2009