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Baby Dicked

Having a penis the size of a baby's. The verb form of baby dick.
My girlfriend tells her friends that I'm baby dicked.
by Cocktail Sauce #0 April 16, 2009
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ninja dicked

Ninja dicked refers to an even that takes place when one man fingers a woman and then decides to try to stick his penis into her vagina. When the woman says no, he will continue fingering her until he thinks she has been so stupefied with pleasure that she won't know the difference between his fingers and his penis, so he will quickly remove his fingers and attempt to put his penis in. But again, he is denied. Finally, he will keep his penis SO close to her vagina that she won't have time to say no or to even notice he's switching body parts and she will be so turned on that she will have no choice but to continue on.
-Dude that girl you were with last night was totally HAWWT!
-Yea, she wouldn't do me at first but I totally ninja dicked her. -Foot five to that!
by JCjenny December 10, 2010
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hornier than a two-dicked billy goat

Redneck terminology used throughout the old south; simile indicating one is extremely sexually aroused (i.e., other than eating, goats like nothing more than to fuck, therefore, a two-dicked billy goat would be beside himself wanting to fuck.) A common redneck pick-up line. Most common response to this redneck pick-up line? Me, too!
ooh-wee, look at that redhead yonder....she makes me hornier than a two-dicked billy goat!
by Rusty May 12, 2003
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whiskey-dicked dollar

When a bill is too limp to be accepted by a jukebox or change machine.
Q: Hey, did you get change for the pool table?
A: I tried, but the only money I had was this whiskey-dicked dollar.
by baby sea tuna January 10, 2008
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God Dicked

The people of Japan were really God Dicked by the recent earthquake and tsunami.
by Dr. Stew April 21, 2011
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All dicked up

When you look like a mess or like shit. When you can't get something right. When something isn't right.
Dude, you're all dicked up!
Why are you acting all dicked up?
My paper is all dicked up.
by Jacqueline Cirella September 6, 2017
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Pre-Dicked

I could not finish last night because I pre-dicked.
by BigDaddyBeefStick69 November 21, 2017
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