deuce

Another word for a gross chick.
A 2 out of 10.

"Yo man you see that Dime man"
-"yea son i would like to get wit her instead of that deuce from last nite"

by Chyeaa November 13, 2006

deuce deuce deuces

Having an exact number of .22 calibur pistols, first used on September 24th in the Art class in 6th period by Daniel.

"John look at this drawing of this dude with his deuce deuce deuces!"

by we're high October 8, 2004

deucing

The act of being cocky, super egotistical, being a cowboy, being bald, but having a goatee, and being ridiculously intimidating for the hell of it. One must be at least 6'5" and be outrageously proud of their physique in order to be a deuce and therefore deuce it, or take part in deucing. Deuce sounds similar to douche because it is similar.

He was totally deucing it today, I can't stand him. He's such a deuce.

by Florida is awesome February 15, 2010

deuce deuce

n. Term used for 22" rims.

Also known as Dub Deuces, see:Dub Dueces

I ride on dem deuce deuces gleemin.

by aash March 17, 2003

deuce

1. in playing cards, a two (eg "deuce of spades")
2. shit (ie #2)
3. a 2-year prison sentence

So I got sentencd to a deuce(3), was dropping a deuce(2), and I was using the time wisely in remarking the deuces(1) in my poker deck

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 8, 2009

deuces

A code-word for boobs, breasts and bewbs.

Wow, did you see her deuces? How does she stand up?

by Charle Jameson November 23, 2011

deuce

Slang for a DUI (Driving Under the Influence)

"Dave got popped for a deuce coming back from the Steely Dan Show."

by Sleestack November 13, 2007