Deflatten

A feeling of getting squished while emotionally having the air let out of your balloon.

It's just so deflattening to have a boss like this.

by Cuscooter December 27, 2011

defecatory rape

A bowel movement of such proportions that it leaves your sphincter feeling violated.

Glenn: "Jan Erik, you don't look so good."
Jan Erik: "Um... Defecatory rape...."

by drdigg August 21, 2013

deflate your head

Someone who finds them self good looking, and thinks highly of themselves!

boy one ... I'm so good looking all the girls love me, fancy me.

Other boy...dude please!!! Deflate your head. You're not all that

by Defooooo September 21, 2014

Defecatorium

A bathroom where one can go #2.

I need to find a defecatorium quick! I need to go!

by Jinxter469 November 17, 2016

Deflatoes

When you severely over cook a baked potato to the point where it begins to deflate.

Me: mom these baked potatoes are overcooked.
My mom: aww I made Deflatoes.

by (BBB)loafy October 13, 2019

Vaginal Defecation

After doing an Alabama Hot Pocket or any familiar sexual act, the crap that you inserted inside the vagina,mixed with cum and vaginal fluids, will start pouring out of the vagina, making a vaginal defecation.

Guy 1: "Dude, Michelle took that Alabama Hot Pocket like a pro last night. and her Vaginal Defecation was more fluid than Niagra."
Guy 2: "Oh man, hope you took it in the mouth like it's supposed to."

by Aly8188 June 13, 2015

apex defecator

A person, who by virtual of their physical size or dietary habits, produces bowel movements that dominate the fecosystem.

Ben froze in his tracks and backed slowly away from the stall, breathing only through his mouth. From the carnage within, it was clear he had blundered into the lair of an apex defecator

by The Working Dead June 30, 2016