carrot-dangler

A person that makes plans, or promises something and then does not follow through.

We made plans to go out again and at the last minute she cancelled. She is such a carrot-dangler!

by K'Real February 16, 2006

dangleberrys

when ur ass is so hairy that it poses a hinderance to wiping the shit off of ur own ass and so u have clumps of shit hanging off the thick hairs

"fuck man my dangleberrys were so bad i had to get my mum to cut them off"

by captain_stabbin May 3, 2004

the dangler

Hanging one's balls over a sleeping person's face. Prelude to the teabag.

First person at the sleepover to fall asleep gets the dangler.

by adiercks December 8, 2007

dangle

To make a nasty move around an opposing defensmen, which results in the dangler continuing in to score a equally amazing goal, all while the beaten defensmen is either on the ground in sheer shock, our just generally looking stupid.

Danglitis - a slightly contagious disease in which one cannot stop dangling.

Snipertosis- a slightly contagious disease in which one cannot stop picking corners, or finding holes in which to score nasty goals.

Youngblood just dangled the shit outta that kid.

That kid with the sick flow has a serious case of danglitis.

Cookie shows some serious symptoms of snipertosis, and he has a nice ass.

by Yoooo its Vito May 22, 2006

dangleberries

dry excrement caught in the bum hairs. Referred to as berries because of the shape and colour. Some people like to think of them as fruits of the digestive system hanging from the tree of butt.n
See also
Shitballs
Stinknuggets

Dude your mom has dangleberries like golf balls, you should totally bath the smelly cow.

by Christank February 18, 2004

dangler

1. A clitoris above average in length.
2. A woman who has a lengthy clitoris.

"Man, that guy's mom's such a dangler. I saw her clit when she wore that green skirt."

by Rupert Gehmlich July 23, 2006

dangle dance

The rocking back-and-forth motion used in an attempt to free a dingleberry from one's anus. If enough momentum is generated, the dinglberry will fall free and make for a far cleaner wipe.

I felt somewhat embarassed, sitting in the bathroom at the library, hoping that the pulsating of my dangle dance wouldn't give someone the wrong idea.

by Matt-money December 27, 2005