by Johnny hi January 26, 2018
Get the Defense mug.Blaming your own fucked up actions on unrelated external factors. Basically, a complete bullshit excuse for doing something really fucked up. Taken from a famous court case where an accused murderer blamed his actions on a sugar high he got from eating too many Twinkies.
What do you mean? You only fucked that sheep because the moonlight made you horny? Fuck! That's a twinkie defense if I ever heard one, sheepfucker!
by Paul Thundergod June 24, 2003
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The act of throwing something or someone out of a window.
Comes from the latin word "fenestra" which means window or opening.
Comes from the latin word "fenestra" which means window or opening.
Frank: Dude! Where are all my stuff?
Me: I kinda defenestrated them i was feeling like Defenestration.
Frank: Where's my mum?
Me: Uhhmm.....
Me: I kinda defenestrated them i was feeling like Defenestration.
Frank: Where's my mum?
Me: Uhhmm.....
by Typose April 26, 2011
Get the Defenestration mug.The act of throwing somebody out a window
related forms:
To defenestrate- the verb
defenestrated-past tense
defenstrator-noun- one who commits the act of defenestration
Root:
The latin DE as in to remove + FENESTRA as in window = to remove from a window (throw out a window)
related forms:
To defenestrate- the verb
defenestrated-past tense
defenstrator-noun- one who commits the act of defenestration
Root:
The latin DE as in to remove + FENESTRA as in window = to remove from a window (throw out a window)
I would defenestrate my brother, but we live on the 5th floor and he would most likely die.
Defenestration is attempted murder.
Defenestration is attempted murder.
by ID Tech Camps August 14, 2009
Get the Defenestration mug.The chocolate factory (as in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) of the law profession, where desperate attorneys work for a pittance, like Oompa Loompas working for cacao beans. Except in Insurance Defense, the attorneys don't smile and sing happy songs.
I went to a ttt, and now I do insurance defense. In a sad and cruel twist of fate, I can't even afford the insurance rates of my own clients, so my teeth are rotting away, and the pinched nerve in my groin is making me incontinent.
by Sir Humps a Lot February 7, 2007
Get the insurance defense mug.The act of being hogtied, gutted, and thrown from a window.
ORIGIN From the Latin roots Lubricus, Reus, Defenestra
ORIGIN From the Latin roots Lubricus, Reus, Defenestra
Wow, did I actually see a real world application of lubrireus-defenestration? Crazy!
Alternatively:
Hannibal pulled some serious lubrireus-defenestration on inspector Pazzi's ass.
Alternatively:
Hannibal pulled some serious lubrireus-defenestration on inspector Pazzi's ass.
by Latinman! April 11, 2009
Get the Lubrireus-defenestration mug.When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, etc. one will often use the toothpaste defense
To avoid embarrassment, Danny used the toothpaste defense when his mother inquired about the sticky white stains all over his laundry.
Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.
Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry
Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.
Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry
by hombretropical July 29, 2012
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