Reverse Gobble Debt

Basic carrot and stick system, whereby you promise someone to suck their cock in exchange for a good/service by a certain date. However if they fail to deliver on that date, they owe you a bloj instead.

<Tues> "Jeff, if you get me that wire by Weds I'll suck your cock."
<Tues> "Done! Get ready for a fat one in your mouth!"
<Weds> no wire
<Thurs> no wire
<Fri> "That's it Jeff, I invoke the right of Reverse Gobble Debt!"
<Fri> "aww, god damn it...I deserve that for lagging all the time, I guess you get to fuck my throat and make me Gwock hard"

by myfakeurbanDname March 6, 2020

PSDD (Perrier Sipping/Swilling Debt Dodger)

A conspicuous consumer who laments he/she "can't" pay his/her student loan or utility bills while headed out for a case of bottled water, carton of smokes, concert ticket or tattoo, etc. The thought of economizing or getting a second job to pay off debt is wholly repugnant. Much more attractive options for this type of person are federally mandated loan forgiveness, Go Fund Me campaigns, or even bankruptcy.

She spendshuge amounts on designer clothes, gourmet foods, etc., then complains she can't pay her rent. She's always looking for a way to get others to pay her bills--she's a true PSDD (Perrier sipping/swilling debt dodger)!!

by Travelingmankc April 1, 2021

servicing the debt

Having sex with your spouse.

Hey Bob, why are you late?

Oh, I was servicing the debt.

Oh, ok, how's Karen btw?

by Limon_Jello July 23, 2024

debtquity

The opposite of equity. The amount you owe on your house in excess of its current market value thanks to the burst of the housing bubble.

Joe: As bad as the economy is here, maybe it is time to move out of state.

Herb: I have 50K in home debtquity, I'll be living in my current house until I die, maybe longer.

by jamison313 March 31, 2009

debtpression

When you're so broke you spiral into a deep depression stopping you from doing things you love and hanging out with people.

"Hey man, wanna go out tonight?"

"Nah man I don't wanna get worse debtpression"

by Chardlz January 15, 2017

persuading the debtor

A sexual position in which the man holds the woman upside down by her ankles, inserts his penis into her vagina, and then shakes her up and down, as if emptying the money from her pockets.

"Hey, did you go out with Anne last night?" "Yeah, you'll never guess what happened." "Persuading the debtor?" "Oh, yeah!"

by Judd F. November 6, 2006

debted

The action of getting dissed or humiliated in front of others. This word is then said by a bystander not by the people taking part in the action. Not normally a good thing to have happen to you- but a pretty chill way to call someone out on it.
Alternate spellings include: deaded, deded, dedded

Josh: Yo i hooked up with this chick last night- she was bangin.

Andrew: Nah son, she was like prepubescent- she looked like your 5 year old sister.

Bre: o0ohh ...DEBTED!!!

by Tajh Salaso August 26, 2007