Colon Birth

Taking a massive shit. Passing a turd so big you contemplate having a mid-wife there to assist with delivery.

I may need stitches after that colon birth.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2018

Clonch

A last name that gets pronounced wrong all the time

It is pronounced exactly how it is spelled

So for all of you that say it like:
Conch
Counch

Clinch
Clounch
McClonch
Clonche

YOUR SAYING IT WRONG

The Clonch’s have a dog

by Basketball0535 February 5, 2019

Calon

Calon is often the name of a boy. The name is incredibly unique, which aids in making him the unique person he is. Calon is often incredibly smart, and willing to learn about entire subjects just to help someone, or just because he is curious about the subject. Calon's are often cute in their own way. Calon's seem weird or even awkward at first, but when you get to know them, they become one of the best people you know. Calon's can get angry easily, but instantly will say sorry and will do anything to prove that they are. When a Calon likes someone, they will do anything to help that person feel better, happy, and okay. God forbid a Calon likes someone in the sense of a relationship, because a Calon is relentless in proving their love, and will treat who they like as an absolute queen. In the end, a Calon is the best person you will ever know. A Calon is loving, he is caring, he is smart, cute, and most importantly will be your best friend through thick and thin.

Have you met Calon? He is the best! When I was sick last weekend he came over and hung out with me, even made me soup! Plus, he seems to know a thing or two about anything! If I am ever on a trivia game show, I am definitely asking him to be my partner!

by WaitWhoAmI12312 February 24, 2019

Clone Drone in The Danger Zone

An amazing game where you slice robots and be a madman but is annoying as shit and you will put holes in your drywall

Friend 1: Do you want to play Clone Drone in The Danger Zone?
Friend 2: What the fuck is that?
Friend: A game that is $20.00 and makes you want to flip your kneecaps inside out because you have been doing the inferno challenge for 3 hours just to die and restart

by SunnyD is good August 8, 2021

cloncurried

When your to cooked to understand common sense and what is actually common in the the world of a cloncurried unsensible and a few beers short of a carton type of numpty.

After I got pulled over by the police In my dealers street, and being charged for possessing a dangerous drug!!!

I thought it would be a good idea to park my car in his driveway for the night???

I was so cloncurried......

by Al ZéCruddy August 11, 2021

Clondalkin boys

Clondalkin boys are a pack of cheating SCRUFFS.They say they’ll change all the time and never do.CAN NEVER STAY LOYAL TO ONE GIRL!!DONT GET ATTACHED!

They think they run the kip by robbing cars??Cleary it’s childish shite!

Clondalkin boys have brought girls to come suicidal “I promise I’ll change” WE’VE HEARD IT ENOUGH!

by Crosbie fella October 5, 2022

bashful colon

Condition whereby one is unable to defecate in any sort of public bathroom, or in someone else's home.

After Roberta (and her bashful colon) spent a week in Cancun with her new boyfriend, upon returning to her apartment, she took the largest crap of her life.

by Surlygirl July 13, 2006