clerb

A nightclub or dance club

Girl, I saw you workin' your tired old piece at da clerb last night.

by JoeyATL September 7, 2007

Clervis

A Mark, A Busta, a herb!

This guy is a straight up Clervis!

by Z Nitty November 19, 2010

Clery Theory

A scientifically proven theorem that states the directly proportional relationship between how tall a subject is and the potency of the odour coming from their genitalia.
The taller the person is, the smellier their penis/vagina in order to keep their face further away

Lad 1: "ere mate, that lass is well fit!"
Lad 2 : "yeah but she's tall"
Lad 1 : "difference does that make?"
Lad 2 : "The Clery Theory bud"
Lad 1 : "Eh?"
Lad 2 : "means she'll have a smelly fanny"
Lad 1 : "Oh yeah, good call"

by ducklad June 12, 2011

celery

slang for marijuana or ket

hey man got any celery on you

by potatodoggy October 30, 2019

celerity

a word made up by a streamer named Noah.

I hear you know the rock, you must be a celerity!

by Rokten October 24, 2020

burnt piece of celery

Its when you hate someone so much but you don't have a good comeback

Sarah- I'm so cool
Dave- no you're not you fucking burnt piece of celery

by Jakepaul4lyfe October 18, 2017

Clerting

When two lesbian women go vaj to vaj on an old, rusty, pipe. Once one girl has to take a shit, she shoves the pipe up her ass, shits through the pipe, and into the other girls mouth.

Dude, last night i jerked off to this lesbian porn. they were clerting! i fucking jizzed all over my walls.

by ass-spread-wide-open February 26, 2011