cobble drop

dropping your ballsack on someone so hard its like they got hit by some rocks.

This girl was so annoying, I had to cobble drop her.

by thatoneguy23 March 22, 2014

Cobble Gobbler

A Cobble Gobbler is a cycling superfan or one who lingers around the team bus of a professional cycling team during the Spring Classic races. The Cobble Gobbler differs from the traditional Chamois Sniffer in that they are only interested in the Spring Classic "hard men".

I was at the Roubaix Velodrome for the race finish and couldn't believe the number of Cobble Gobblers hanging around the entrance to the locker rooms. Those people have no shame.

by Asshat Kornhole January 7, 2015

crubble

The highly-ticklish fold between the top of your leg and your butt.

Those shorts are so short that you can see her crubble.

by lmnop1977 October 9, 2018

Cumblejoot

A cumblejoot is where three men are laying on top of each other facing upwards whilst another man on top cums inside of the middle man and the jizz leaks out of the first mans ass into the bottom mans ass

Oh David was deep inside Alex the other night when Luke’s cum drizzled out of Alex’s arse and ran deep into David’s arse, was a Cumblejoot for all to enjoy

by Uneak DRN December 25, 2020

Batty Chubble

A prominent layer of adipose tissue on the arse.

Tends to be loose and wobbly

Epidermis --> Dermis --> Batty Chubble --> Gluteus Maximus

"Your body got some batty chubble"

by marius_whinus December 16, 2008

Cobble

To immediately ejaculate uncontrollably.

"Did you see Stacy's mom's new bikini?"
"Yeah, I know, I almost cobbled my pants."

by Bonshaquita Lafondria September 13, 2011

cumble

To destroy someone or something

The Patriots cumbled the Broncos in Thin Air land.

by Anonymous November 6, 2003