cryptomamary

The practice of hiding the actual breast size with clothing. The art of making the breasts seem larger or smaller or not distinguishable.

With a thick sweater and tight jacket she preformed deft cryptomamary.

by sfdawg December 5, 2010

cryptosarcasm

Cryptosarcasm (n.): The art of making a remark so unexpectedly and ambiguously complimentary that nobody can be sure whether or not one is being sarcastic.

Phil: John commented on my photo earlier saying "This photo of you looks Really nice." which goes against his personality a little. I can't tell if he's being sarcastic or not.
Ben: Cryptosarcasm strikes again.

by n00dle12357 June 23, 2011

Cryptorchidism

1. When a male child is born with an undescended testicle.

2. A medical term Undropped balls.

Example #1:

Person one - "Hey does David Wilson have cryptorchidism?"

Person two - "No."

Example #2:

Doctor - "Sir, I'm afraid your baby has a condition called cryptorchidism, unfortunately he hasn't dropped a ball."

Father - "Looks like I can't name him David Wilson."

::Laughs all around::

by NY's finest September 12, 2013

cryptorchid

An individual, usually a male, who lacks the male qualities of manliness

JD: He is such.a pansy, have his balls even dropped yet?
JB: He must be a cryptorchid.

by donjay March 7, 2017

crypto-biology

Noun.
The study of strange, unusual and or otherwise mythic creatures.
i.e. cryptids

"What is it called when a bunch of dorks talk about dragons, unicorns and pokémons?
crypto-biology."

by crypto-biologist April 22, 2017

Crypto Years

Like a "dog year" represents seven human years, a "Crypto Year" represents one day in the cryptocurrency space.

Dang, Bitcoin is so wild I made $3000 in the last 7 Crypto Years.

by VerySeriousBiz December 1, 2017

cryptocripple

when coin base or a currency exchange restricts part of your account due to some lame verification issue or whatever reason but you can trade your current purchase

Bro i can trade for new coins but I cant buy any ! I am a cryptocripple!!!

by namebrand05 December 19, 2017