Crust

The outermost layer of excrement (poop). A crust can either be relatively firm, as many people typically encounter, or a variant, depending on one's diet.

Hard crusts generally result is added pain, however leave the least residue. They are also very textured.

Soft crusts feel very smooth upon release, however require a time consuming clean-up. Often times they smell profusely and steam.

I'm on my way to a hot date tonight but forgot to take a shit before I left!

Oh God, Bro, let's hope you don't get a soft crust or you're toast!

by 96 Vandam December 26, 2010

upper crust

Rich white people, old money of the highest echelon. Typically from the Northeast specifically NYC/Southern New England Region.

Although Tadd was aware the "self-proclaimed" socialites at the party, he knew they were not part of the true upper crust of the who-who's of society.

by worxofgod May 17, 2006

crust punk

dumpster dives, vegan, rolls their own cigarettes, may or may not have beards/moustaches, enjoy biking and hiking, peaceful, hate war, talented musically despite the general punk consensus, most have banjos, acoustics and/or ukuleles, dislike showering and being clean

-i scored these great mushrooms in the dumpster behind trader joes.
-sweet! now we can make our favorite vegetarian omelette woo
-we are so crust punk.

by dededededededdedede August 18, 2009

Crust Bunny

Combination of dust and crusty skin that gathers and congeals inside an overweight person's navel.

"You should have seen the crust bunny that I scooped out of my belly button last night!"

by Michael Gebhardt May 03, 2007

jizzer's crust

1. Dry flaky substance consisting of old semen, usually found around the genital area of someone who doesn't wash and therefore is probably only from masturbation.

2. The son of god.

1. Smelly farmer to farmer's smelly wife - "I fancy a nice bit of that jizzer's crust you've got on that hairy pie."

2. Person who has just witnessed the return of the messiah - "Holy jumpin fuckin jizzers crust!"

by Jizzers Crust June 21, 2006

coochi crust

pussy with all these nastyass crusty God-knows-what shit growing on it. Very unsanitary.

I think some of your coochi crust got on my penis.

by Rachel December 07, 2004

crust kid

City punks who dont wash and often smell really really bad.

That stinky dude at the theater was a real crust kid.
Smells like god.

by Newoikkin July 27, 2004