Eye-crumbling

Something so visually bad or confusing that your eyes can't take it

1. This math question is so eye-crumbling
2. I stopped watching Ender Bean TV, because his videos are eye-crumbling

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er April 5, 2023

crumbly dory

the act of inserting a cookie or biscuit into someones rectum and then attempting to hoover it out by sucking on the subjects mouth. The event is usually dangerous, as an entire substance is reverse digested back up a persons body.

yeah, i gave her a crumbly dory. now she cant feel her face.

by Nut in it August 24, 2021

crumble dusting

The act of getting extremely excited when you find crumble sprinkled on your pudding.

“Oh look, crumble dusting!”

“Oh gees, can this day get any better?! Crumble dusting!”

by Psyhunter January 23, 2023

Nut crumbles

Oreo like substance found under nut sack..

While scatching my nut sack i notice some nut crumbles.

by Tete8 July 2, 2017

Bum crumble

Bum crumble

A vigorous post-movement wipe following a particularly high-liquid content when coupled with cheap toilet paper peppered the seat with a light dusting of bum crumble - Alex aghast made his exit from the stall and returned to his desk, feeling still the warming reverberations on his cleftal horizon as a gentle reminder of his overzealous wiping.

by Fair_dinkum July 19, 2019

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by GetThemOutOfYOurLife June 12, 2025

Kawazaki crumble

go for a shit and on a long and hot day the remaining turd goes hard and sticks to your arse hais creating the kawazaki crumble

Dillon: ughh i got a kawazaki going on
Ryan: dill whipe your fucking arse propperly then

Mostafa: Geek
Ryan: Shut the fuck up mostafa or your gonna eat the Kawazaki crumble

by ryansleftnut August 27, 2008