crumbelievability

the believability of something. made by stephen colbert

the crumbelievability of that is pretty low

by alex14 August 24, 2006

chumbley

recieving a blowjob while taking a shit.

I got a chumbley before class.

by Ross October 8, 2003

chumble

one of Calvin's own words, from Calvin and Hobbes

"Chumble spuzz."

by rudeboy86 September 16, 2003

that's the way the cookie crumbles

Saying meaning life is unpredictable.

Forest Gump: "Life is like a box of chocolates...(takes bite out of piece of chocolate)...you never know what you're gonna get."

Me: "What a fucking stupid idiot, but, I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles."

by Tim Jerome March 18, 2008

cumble

To drink excessively, take a dump, pumble someone, or get or hurt someone else.

The dead guy from Charina Road cumbled Master Bates with an egg.

by A. Drone March 14, 2003

crumblin

tumblr crushing

im crumblin this chick hardcore man, all she does is reblog spidermemes

by h_t June 8, 2011

Crumple face

Similar to a butter face, this is a person who, when in the process of sexual intercourse, you use your hand and proceed to squeeze their facial features together in a "crumpled" fashion, so as not to see their unattractive visage during the experience.

-I would probably have sex with her, but she is definitely a crumple face for sure.

-Tori Spelling

by Davein February 2, 2009