(masculine - pronounced crum-een-us)
A phenomenon that occurs during the consumption of crumbly biscuits while naked. Due to the collective nature of pubic hair, the biscuit crumbs will naturally conglomerate around the pubic region hence - crumenus. This is a masculine term only. For feminine, see Vagumbs.
Recently, a non-gender specific derivative has become popular - Crumubes (crum-yoobs), as in “I have crumbs in my pubes - crumubes”.
A similar experience can occur when lying naked on your stomach while another party is eating crumbly biscuits above you. This can cause Crumanus.
A phenomenon that occurs during the consumption of crumbly biscuits while naked. Due to the collective nature of pubic hair, the biscuit crumbs will naturally conglomerate around the pubic region hence - crumenus. This is a masculine term only. For feminine, see Vagumbs.
Recently, a non-gender specific derivative has become popular - Crumubes (crum-yoobs), as in “I have crumbs in my pubes - crumubes”.
A similar experience can occur when lying naked on your stomach while another party is eating crumbly biscuits above you. This can cause Crumanus.
“Hey girl, check out all my crumenus. Why don’t you chow down on one of these biscuits and then you could have some vagumbs.”
“Sweetheart, I hate it when you sit on me and eat crumbly biscuits, it gives me really bad crumanus.
“Sweetheart, I hate it when you sit on me and eat crumbly biscuits, it gives me really bad crumanus.
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Bro, the sergeant walked over to me, snatched my birthday card out of my hands, crinkled it up and threw it on the floor! Yeah, dude, the sergeant crumple fucked the birthday card my momma sent to me, too.
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Similar to the definition of “Compassion” but it’s when someone defends and cares for a person(s) of the criminal element aka “Crumb”.
That guy got a bunch of citations because his car is completely illegal.
Masutani - “Wow, that’s prick he’s a good guy. How’s he suppose to get ahead when he keeps getting fucked with?”
Ahh typical Masutani, always showing Crumb-Passion.
Masutani - “Wow, that’s prick he’s a good guy. How’s he suppose to get ahead when he keeps getting fucked with?”
Ahh typical Masutani, always showing Crumb-Passion.
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Mama: "Girl, you better check yourself. I think you blew out some pooty crumz with that one!"
Mama: "Girl, you better check yourself. I think you blew out some pooty crumz with that one!"
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