n. 1)Total fuck mook. Ignorance in its purest form.
2) One who is incapabable of correct grammar, spelling, and (in certain extreme instances) forming complete and logical thoughts or insults.
v. tr. 1) To sexually assualt in a manner completely unbecoming of a human being. To savagely pillage another's hobbit hole, often involving the bilbo baggins technique.
2) One who is incapabable of correct grammar, spelling, and (in certain extreme instances) forming complete and logical thoughts or insults.
v. tr. 1) To sexually assualt in a manner completely unbecoming of a human being. To savagely pillage another's hobbit hole, often involving the bilbo baggins technique.
n.- Man, can you believe that crog? Only a shithead fucks with Heavy C.
v.- I think he crogged his 'partner' last night. I could clearly hear what sounded like the flesh flute and the rusty trombone being played quite well.
v.- I think he crogged his 'partner' last night. I could clearly hear what sounded like the flesh flute and the rusty trombone being played quite well.
by Dr A.C. Ph.D., Brown University January 28, 2004
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A form of self pleasure whilst thinking about some one you have obsessed over. i.e. masturbating while thinking of some one you have a big crush on.
'I would like to go to the concert but Sam is having a crosb'
'Dude I can hear you crosbing through the wall.'
'It is clear that we will probably not have sex tonight so excuse me while I go and have a Crosb.'
'Dude I can hear you crosbing through the wall.'
'It is clear that we will probably not have sex tonight so excuse me while I go and have a Crosb.'
by Lacuna1 June 3, 2011
Get the Crosb mug.A student run group that deals in agriculture and gardening. However, since six out of the eight months they are at school is WINTER they spend most of their time being anti-capitalist vegans who are going to have a rude awakening when their art degrees land them a job at McDonald's.
The best part of the group is their theme song, which is awesome.
The best part of the group is their theme song, which is awesome.
Interviewer: So you ran a group called Campus Crops. What is that exactly?
Campus Cropper: Well it is a group of alternative thinkers who grew peace and love out of the soil of hardship.
Interviewer: You are going to have to leave.
Campus Cropper: Well it is a group of alternative thinkers who grew peace and love out of the soil of hardship.
Interviewer: You are going to have to leave.
by cropbuster14 April 18, 2009
Get the campus crops mug.Verb. Canoe Croissant (plural canoe croissants) (slang) A sexual act when a woman sits on a man’s face and she tastes like a canoe that’s been in Lake Erie too long, but he eats it anyways.
We were going to town and then she gave me a canoe croissant. The life guard should have shut that beach down a long time ago.
by Daryl Grove July 1, 2020
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Will: I shall unleash En Croissant on your mere mortal prawns.
Frankie: Ahh I'm scared of your superior chess knowledge, power, and ability under pressure to conduct such an infamous move, it chills my bones it does, it chills my bones right down to the core. Oh i will never see the world the same, the En Croissant is so terrifying it makes me wake up in the night. All i will think about now, Will, is your En Croissanting verb and higher-ranking skill.
Frankie: Ahh I'm scared of your superior chess knowledge, power, and ability under pressure to conduct such an infamous move, it chills my bones it does, it chills my bones right down to the core. Oh i will never see the world the same, the En Croissant is so terrifying it makes me wake up in the night. All i will think about now, Will, is your En Croissanting verb and higher-ranking skill.
by Pedal Man January 30, 2023
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