Critical Mass

When you are physically incapable of holding in a shit any longer.

I was at Home Depot with my girlfriend when suddenly I reached Critical Mass and had to run to the closest toilet to avoid sitting in my pants. Thank god we were in the plumbing isle.

by Ken "the loose canon" Loveman November 28, 2012

Tri-Cities

Have you seen Napoleon Dynamite? This is the Tri-Cities in a snap-shot, however, we were blessed with better clothes. Tri-Cities, Washington is comprised of three small towns: Kennewick, Richland, and Pasco. Kennewick is known as the town with a low crime rate, Pasco as the one with the barrios however also housing the richest of the rich along the Columbia River, and Richland is there in the middle (reg. crime, nicer houses than Kennewick). However the most interesting part about this little city is the 3 basic job categories: Illegal Mexican immigrant/druggie, Farmer, or Government worker(the Tri-Cities has one of the largest rates of PhD's per capita in WA). Not exactly Tiny-Town, U.S.A. considering that during the Cold War the Hanford Nuclear Reservation made (and managed to spill most of) the Plutonium used to manufacture nuclear weaponry. We don't need flash lights since the berries along the river shine with a lime green radioactive light. Not to be totally negative, I'd have to say that the farmers raise us a BEAUTIFUL crop of teenage boys. At Clearwater and Columbia Center Bldv. is our local skyscraper, topping a monumentous 4 stories. Referred to commonly as "The Flash Cube", this building resembles an olden-days camera flash cube. But possibly my favorite tourism site, is our dinosaur population. Out in a field in Pasco, lives out resident Brachiosaurus. Towering over the small rural road like a scarecrow over the wheat-feilds and pig sties of the area. Granted, this dino is just plastic, but honestly, how many towns can boast they they have a 10foot "scare-crow"? Normal little town? I think not.

The Tri-Cities...(insert line from Napoleon Dynamite here)

by Adrie May 25, 2006

Caitielin

A Combined nickname for Caitie and Caitlin. A Caitielin is an amazing girl, who is born to stand out and shine. She dances with her heart and is very talented at everything she does. She is a forgiving and very caring person. Caitielin is very sexy and bubbly. She has amazing friends that never let her down. Beautiful and loving in all aspects. No guy will ever be derserving of her heart. Caitielin will be the Best Friend and or Girlfriend of choice.

Your name is Caitlin but people and you call yourself Caitie. Your going to be my Caitielin!

by Caroline Hodges March 16, 2008

Star Citizen

Procrastination: The Game.

I wonder when Star Citizen will be playable.

by anonymous February 10, 2022

greatest music critic of all time

Dr. David Thorpe, PHD, a NASA scientist.

See David Thorpe and www.somethingawful.com/yourbandsucks

by slakresistance September 17, 2004

Upstanding citizen

A fellow citizen that obeys the laws and respects the rules and guidelines put forth by society. This person is also very helpful and has good morals.

Dude 1: "Dude, you stopped chewing tobacco and drinking and driving?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man, I realized how it was harmful to my health and how I was putting others in risk."
Dude 1: "Wow dude! You've really turned into a genuine upstanding citizen!"
Dude 2: "Heeelllla upstanding!"

by Da Vin Chee January 12, 2010

Hippy Critical

When a hippy makes that all-too-common switch to consumer around their mid twenties.

hippy 1 : "Man I saw Murphy all coked up and being a snarky prick last night at a sports bar... and wearing pink shorts."

hippy 2 : "Ya, he's been really hippy critical lately. Fuckin pussy I hate him."

by Stitchur Pistol September 18, 2010