cream your jeans

To ejaculate in your pants.

Little Jimmy "creamed his jeans" when the cheerleading squad did their splits.

by Steve July 22, 2003

Cream Pie Child

A person who's mother was impregnated during a pornographic film.

Little Bradley got online to wank one day, and then discovered who his father was. He knew then, he was a cream pie child.

by SUSUGAM October 23, 2005

cream and the clear

The physical contents of steroids. The cream is applied to the body and the clear refers to the liquid injected into the backside.

Jose Canseco used the cream and the clear

by D-For May 13, 2005

The cream corn surprise

The act of puking in somebody's butthole and furiously ejaculating on the vomit forming a chunky creamy mixture .

"She was down for some anal so I gave her a cream corn surprise."
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by Shitcakedasshairs July 4, 2016

Cream of sumyunguy

Noun: It sounds like a chinese dish, but actually is the jizz of a young man usually between the ages of 17 and 26.
It is supposed to sound like "Cream of some young guy"

I see that ho is going out wit another dude. Yea she is probably gonna get the cream of sumyunguy.

by Wang hung low April 22, 2008

creambeard

When a male uses his ejaculatory liquid to form a layer of creamy goodness on his partner's chin, resulting in a beard-shaped glob of semen.

Yo man, Keyshawn was telling me how he gave Sheniqua a creambeard last night.

Jayshawn's sister forgot to shave her creambeard before going to school on Monday. Gross!

Tonight I'm going to rail Laquonda, then give her a creambeard to rival Albus Dumbledore's.

by Rufas April 12, 2008

Cream Ice

When you freeze spunk and eat it like an ice lolly

She ate my cream ice last night

by Freddie Chapman August 9, 2020